Derail and WTF Merge Thread (34 Viewers)

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Her clutching onto the stage...legs ready to give out any moment. Guess she spent no effort or money from the waist down

No effort?? Shes 77 on a stage, a fall would be bad, she definitely put in effort but there's only so much you can do

 

[chippitydoodah]

No effort?? Shes 77 on a stage, a fall would be bad, she definitely put in effort but there's only so much

Well she gets the boob jobs, the face lifts, the hair extensions & wigs, the liposuction and yet she got that flat granny ass and wobbly legs? Yeah...no effort from the waist down. She skipped leg day for 50 years

 

[BonScot]

Well she gets the boob jobs, the face lifts, the hair extensions & wigs, the liposuction and yet she got that flat granny ass and wobbly legs? Yeah...no effort from the waist down. She skipped leg day for 50 years

Any more face lifts and she’ll have a beard

 

[Coyote]

We should remember however that if our grannies didn't ever get laid, we would not exist

 

[chippitydoodah]

Any more face lifts and she’ll have a beard

 

[Poker Zombie]

I'm not saying that Dolly isn't an icon, but geez - 4 songs and literally not one from this century.

 

[mattross1313]

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[Poker Zombie]

It would only take one Scot to to whip a laser pointer around a few times, then point it at London.

Problem solved.

 

[chippitydoodah]

It would only take one Scot to to whip a laser pointer around a few times, then point it at London.

Problem solved.

 

[Old State]

 

[JMC9389]

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There's a lot going on there. Not sure what the caption is exactly referring to actually.

 

[Old State]

There's a lot going on there. Not sure what the caption is exactly referring to actually.

I think the wiener mobile …

 

[JMC9389]

I think the wiener mobile …

There's also the fudge factory inside Uranus

 

[Saoliver]

There's a lot going on there. Not sure what the caption is exactly referring to actually.

Is the Weiner headed for Uranus? Or is it already parked in Uranus?

 

[JMC9389]

Is the Weiner headed for Uranus? Or is it already parked in Uranus?

Looks like the weiner is there, but the fudge factory is preventing it's entry

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[Saoliver]

 

[LeGold]

 

[LeGold]

 

[MikesDad]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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..also the same reason Domino's no longer gives you a free pizza after 30 minutes.

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[Old State]

 

[BonScot]

 

[BigSlickTux]

 

[Old State]

 

[BELGRADE]

 

[Old State]

 

[BonScot]

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Today’s fun fact. He was called Action Man over here…