Derail and WTF Merge Thread (51 Viewers)

[WedgeRock]

 

[RocAFella1]

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@Frogzilla

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[BonScot]

 

[BigSlickTux]

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[Tommy]

 

[RadicusScout]

REPORTED

 

[WedgeRock]

Rocked like a hurricane.

 

[Highli99]

I'll hold judgement here until I get more thorough reporting from podcast journalist BKActual. He covers unique testicular accidents more thoroughly than any other journalist out there, and in my experience this story sounds like someone was into something naughty. It's kinda like those guys that show up in the ER with items stuck up their body holes and have odd excuses for how the wire or battery “got in there”. We all know what happened buddy.

 

[AlbinoDragon]

^^^ This!

I've lived in an environment with scorpions for nearly 40 years now and have never been tagged. They are elusive little critters that are usually perfectly happy tucked under a rock or in some tree bark (hence the name, "bark scorpion"). My Mom got tagged once, but that was while doing yard work after picking up a rock (the rock the scorpion was hiding under).

I have a hard time believing one would: 1) wind up in a Vegas mega-resort with pest control. 2) under the covers while the guy is sleeping. We move too much while we sleep for a person in bed to be a place a scorp would seek out. 3) Decide to tag the guys nards before his hand, foot, leg or easier to access anatomy.

As soon as the resort's council hires an entomologist, this gets dismissed ASAP.

 

[drdr]

^^^ This!

I've lived in an environment with scorpions for nearly 40 years now and have never been tagged. They are elusive little critters that are usually perfectly happy tucked under a rock or in some tree bark (hence the name, "bark scorpion"). My Mom got tagged once, but that was while doing yard work after picking up a rock (the rock the scorpion was hiding under).

I have a hard time believing one would: 1) wind up in a Vegas mega-resort with pest control. 2) under the covers while the guy is sleeping. We move too much while we sleep for a person in bed to be a place a scorp would seek out. 3) Decide to tag the guys nards before his hand, foot, leg or easier to access anatomy.

As soon as the resort's council hires an entomologist, this gets dismissed ASAP.

Would be easy for hotel to place the suggestion that the scorpion entered the premises within or on the customer's own luggage, and that it would be unreasonable to implement intrusive scorpion check searches of every customer.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Maybe it was food for his hooker's snake?

 

[BonScot]

Normally when someone gets “stung” in Las Vegas it involves them losing money

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[BonScot]

This is all over the news in the UK today.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1765234149894377899

 

[Poker Zombie]

If you can prove that's how your day started, they should give you the rest of the day off with pay.

 

[mattross1313]

 

[RudysNYC]

So I didn't know where else to post this... certainly off-topic but doesn't deserve its own post

Resorts Casino (Paulson) - Sleazius - 290 chips (all quarters)

Should I request the pettiest update possible? I have 300 (+ a few singles) Resorts $1s lol

Resorts Casino (Paulson) - RudysNYC - 300 chips (all ones)

EDIT: This seems to be an archive of 2010 chipsets, and I can't find the current database, but I kinda hope it's currently the same lol

 

[Saoliver]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1765927570975912072

 

[Poker Zombie]

Finally, Arena football worth watching.

 

[p5woody]

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[k9dr]

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Beakertwang]

Elaine: Then what did you do?

Jerry: I put the gun against his head!

Elaine: You did?

Jerry: Yep. Then I pulled the trigger.

George: Just like that?

Jerry: Just like that!

Elaine: Huh…

George: You can’t just put the gun against his head and pull trigger!

Jerry: Well, that’s exactly what I did.

George: HE’LL BE DEAD, JERRY!

Jerry: He’s definitely dead.

Elaine: You just killed a man?!

Jerry: I just killed a man!

 

[mattross1313]

 

[BonScot]

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