Derail and WTF Merge Thread (44 Viewers)

[WedgeRock]

I just assumed the wedding was still in the future...

 

[Kensco]

I just assumed the wedding was still in the future...

Me too. I assume he was only disappointed in how the picture translated onto the badge.

She, on the other hand, is looking forward to a schlong engagement followed by a schlong marriage

 

[WedgeRock]

Gentlemen, I have solved your gift giving dilemma for your wife.

This is available at Ulta. Who doesn't like taut boobs? It's a win-win!

You're welcome.

 

[LeGold]

Gentlemen, I have solved your gift giving dilemma for your wife.

This is available at Ulta.

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You're welcome.

Whipped boob

 

[WedgeRock]

Whipped boob

When you say it like that, it sounds like a BDSM thing...

 

[EastCoastCali]

Gentlemen, I have solved your gift giving dilemma for your wife.

This is available at Ulta.

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You're welcome.

THANK YOU!

 

[Eriks]

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[Brandon]

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[Schmendr1ck]

@shorticus this gave me so much anxiety.

We're boring in Florida. When they ask "are there gators in that water?" we just say "yes."

 

[Saoliver]

We're boring in Florida. When they ask "are there gators in that water?" we just say "yes."

If/when we ever meet, ask me about my reoccurring nightmare from my honeymoon in Orlando.

 

[chippitydoodah]

Look at that...First Blood is a Christmas movie

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[Fran]

 

[Fran]

Her parents must be very proud

 

[chippitydoodah]

 

[Fran]

 

[Schmendr1ck]

If/when we ever meet, ask me about my reoccurring nightmare from my honeymoon in Orlando.

Unless you bail (again), we'll be seeing each other in April.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

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C'mon, everybody knows that the lump sum is always way WAY less than the advertised amount even before the IRS gets a penny.

In this case, about $998 million before taxes. So he paid about 37% in taxes - still a big chunk but not anywhere close to what you're implying.

 

[johnnycnote]

C'mon, everybody knows that the lump sum is always way WAY less than the advertised amount even before the IRS gets a penny.

In this case, about $998 million before taxes. So he paid about 37% in taxes - still a big chunk but not anywhere close to what you're implying.

 

[EastCoastCali]

I saw these in the store the other day, and I’ll be damned if they aren’t the greatest shoes I’ve ever seen. I shoulda just friggin got em…

 

[Schmendr1ck]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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[WedgeRock]

 

[Fran]

 

[Mr Winberg]

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I "literally" laughed at this joke.
I literally "laughed" at this joke.
I literally laughed at this "joke".

What do you know - it works!

 

[Poker Zombie]

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Hard to hide when you got wood.

 

[springbox]

Saw this and had a thought...

Picture shamelessly taken from an @moose post.