Derail and WTF Merge Thread (37 Viewers)

[jbutler]

 

[jbutler]

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[Puggy]

@jbutler I copy Jack

 

[jbutler]

@jbutler I copy Jack

Ultimate dashcam video.

"Uh, I'm gonna be a little late getting into the office today?"
"Oh yeah, what's happened now?"
"I was in a collision. With a plane."

 

[Mr Tree]

 

[H|Q]

Never much cared for that song until a bird did it.

 

[coolcustomer123]

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[jbutler]

 

[SixSpeedFury]

NSFW

Spoiler

 

[MegaTon44]

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Spoiler

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I love that Arby's one. That waffle one made me gag. Still awesome though.

 

[SixSpeedFury]

Hence the spoiler lol. Can't believe someone would actually do that

 

[SixSpeedFury]

Double post

 

[MegaTon44]

Hence the spoiler lol. Can't believe someone would actually do that

I was just glad I wasn't the only one.

I mean....no

 

[SixSpeedFury]

Everyone has their thing I guess lol

 

[stocky]

@jbutler this is gold. I AM THE FUTRE!!

 

[jbutler]

@jbutler this is gold. I AM THE FUTRE!!

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She's probably just taking a cue from those crazy third world nations that sell milk in bags like neaderthals.

 

[jbutler]

 

[jbutler]

 

[MegaTon44]

I can see someone dropped acid this morning.

 

[jbutler]

I can see someone dropped acid this morning.

Sometimes the trip takes a dark turn, too.

 

[MegaTon44]

Sometimes the trip takes a dark turn, too.

Reminded me of this

 

[jbutler]

better with sound on, but great regardless

 

[jbutler]

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[MegaTon44]

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Mom?

 

[Chicken Rob]

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This reminds me of one of my scariest moments. I was walking, alone at night, in Philadelphia, and a woman with 3-6 teeth offered me a bj for $5. I was afraid to say yes, but equally afraid to say no (scary part of town, nervous about a thuggish pimp) so I threw her a $10 bill and got to the well populated main street a half a block away as quickly as possible. I ran into a convenience store and waited to see if I had anything to worry about before continuing on my way.

Sometimes $5 is too low a price.

 

[MegaTon44]

This reminds me of one of my scariest moments. I was walking, alone at night, in Philadelphia, and a woman with 3-6 teeth offered me a bj for $5. I was afraid to say yes, but equally afraid to say no (scary part of town, nervous about a thuggish pimp) so I threw her a $10 bill and got to the well populated main street a half a block away as quickly as possible. I ran into a convenience store and waited to see if I had anything to worry about before continuing on my way.

Sometimes $5 is too low a price.

Having been born and raised in Philly, I can appreciate a good crack whore story. Next time, just accept. Nothing that a little penicillin can't fix.

 

[Chicken Rob]

Have been born and raised in Philly, I can appreciate a good crack whore story. Next time, just accept. Nothing that a little penicillin can't fix.

I was more worried about the 3-6 teeth. Either too many, or too few.