Derail and WTF Merge Thread (40 Viewers)

[MegaTon44]

This thread has gotten too tame

Spoiler: Likely Offensive

 

[bsdunbar1]

ok @MegaTon44 i'll play along

 

[bsdunbar1]

To soon?

 

[Poker Zombie]

The line between off-beat humor, and "you belong in prison" sexisim...

Spoiler: Probably offensive to someone

ok @MegaTon44 i'll play along

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To soon?

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[WedgeRock]

 

[MegaTon44]

 

[justsomedude]

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[bsdunbar1]

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[Blaster]

 

[Highli99]

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My wife doesn’t allow me to use the word “moist” anymore because I “wasn’t responsible with it”. Also, I get in trouble every time we go to Mission BBQ and I order the brisket because they ask if you want it moist and I get to respond “oh yea” in my quagmire voice.

 

[bsdunbar1]

My wife doesn’t allow me to use the word “moist” anymore because I “wasn’t responsible with it”. Also, I get in trouble every time we go to Mission BBQ and I order the brisket because they ask if you want it moist and I get to respond “oh yea” in my quagmire voice.

Haha, my wife doesn’t have a choice. I use the word “moist” irresponsibly every time I use it.

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[bsdunbar1]

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[Poker Zombie]

If I had to start my car in -4 temps, I'd shit too.

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[MegaTon44]

 

[Schmendr1ck]

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Got confused for a second, thought this was the Fugly Table thread, and wondered, "How are you even supposed to play poker on that thing?"

 

[bsdunbar1]

 

[WedgeRock]

From @Azcat

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[WedgeRock]

Never forget.

 

[MegaTon44]

 

[bsdunbar1]

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[Coyote]

Not sure it hasn't already been posted