Derail and WTF Merge Thread (29 Viewers)

[bsdunbar1]

Wait, you're gonna try to sleep with @bsdunbar1 on September 7th?!

He might, but being a Buffalo he won't score.

 

[bsdunbar1]

We’ll see on September 7th! You making your way out here for that weekend?

That's a long drive for a game that will be over by halftime.

 

[bsdunbar1]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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Still, you gotta admit that it gets it drier than 'two shakes'.

 

[1A25R]

Don't cross the streams... it will be bad

 

[Highli99]

I guess lady bits are still permitted? Doesn’t seem fair.

 

[bsdunbar1]

If you can fit em..... you can dry em....

Spoiler: NSFW

EDIT: I fear my pop up ads after that search

 

[WedgeRock]

I guess lady bits are still permitted? Doesn’t seem fair.

Isn't that a boob dryer? I'm pretty sure it is...look at the design.

EDIT: @bsdunbar1 gets it.

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[bsdunbar1]

Do your best for Jesus...

 

[1A25R]

 

[ruskba]

Alright, which one of you degens did this

https://news.yahoo.com/florida-man-wanted-play-poker-193237678.html

Also: Florida Man, of course.

 

[justsomedude]

 

[bsdunbar1]

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IN

 

[Poker Zombie]

First weed, then this?

If you get rid of the snow I'm moving there.

C'mon global warming...

 

[Highli99]

Alright, which one of you degens did this

https://news.yahoo.com/florida-man-wanted-play-poker-193237678.html

Also: Florida Man, of course.

@Anthony Martino ???

 

[Anthony Martino]

@Anthony Martino ???

This is why I have cats

 

[MatB]

 

[Beakertwang]

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How many would we need to buy to get them down to $25/ea?

 

[MatB]

How many would we need to buy to get them down to $25/ea?

i like where this is going.. Group buy?

 

[Saoliver]

i like where this is going.. Group buy?

But can they make chicken into stuffed Donkey Mules?

 

[MatB]

 

[MatB]

oh no. NSFW?

Spoiler

 

[WedgeRock]

^^^ Obv.

Newborns don't wear glasses. Duh.

 

[MatB]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cuvkab

 

[FordPickup92]

Just snapped this a few minutes ago at the race track..... WTF LOL

 

[toynoob]

Ya why leave your lighter and smokes behind, wtf

 

[MatB]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/cve62w

 

[FordPickup92]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cuvkab

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