Derail and WTF Merge Thread (28 Viewers)

[johnnycnote]

 

[WedgeRock]

@Hornet

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[bsdunbar1]

Not sure if I should post this here or in the classifieds .....

 

[Saoliver]

 

[k9dr]

New meaning to flashing your Taillights

 

[BGinGA]

I'd be really impressed if she was flashing both colors.

 

[BarrieJ3]

https://testicuzzi.com/

 

[BarrieJ3]

Woah. Wtf is this. I don't like looking at this picture, it makes me uncomfortable.

"This image simulates what you would see If you had a stroke (especially in the region of the brain specialized in Seeing). You'll think you recognize several items below, but can't really recognize or name any of them."

 

[bsdunbar1]

^ WTF

 

[BarrieJ3]

^ WTF

Theres a couple like that, but that one was by far the worst to me. At first it didn't bug me, but eventually feels like it's crushing me.

I can make out people, clothing (hat and coat), backpack, bed, chair, etc., but then you look and none of it is there. Uncomfortable.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

New meaning to flashing your Taillights

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I can't be the only one that immediately thought of this:

 

[Schmendr1ck]

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https://testicuzzi.com/

I already have a Jacuzzi for my balls.

It's called a Jacuzzi.

 

[BarrieJ3]

I already have a Jacuzzi for my balls.

It's called a Jacuzzi.

You're at your desk at work. Testicles need a good soak. Don't have time to run home on your lunch? Break out your testicuzzi!

 

[Poker Zombie]

I can't be the only one that immediately thought of this:

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How do you drive a truck with a light stuck in the tailpipe?

 

[BarrieJ3]

Last one for the night, but this is the real WTF!? I have never played much, and never gotten a good round of hosting going, but my G of a wife is sending me homes in TX with not just poker rooms, but poker buildings.

Praises!

 

[Schmendr1ck]

You're at your desk at work. Testicles need a good soak. Don't have time to run home on your lunch? Break out your testicuzzi!

Like many, I'm working at home these days. If I need a blissful soak of the boys, it's just minutes away.

Plus, I'm not sure that my office desk is a good place to give my balls a boil. I tried that once and HR is watching me pretty closely now.

 

[BarrieJ3]

Like many, I'm working at home these days. If I need a blissful soak of the boys, it's just minutes away.

Plus, I'm not sure that my office desk is a good place to give my balls a boil. I tried that once and HR is watching me pretty closely now.

Ahhh yes had that happen as well, truer words, truer words.

Well when that happens, you need to go with the Incockneato Testicuzzi TM. Made for those times when your balls need a soak away from prying eyes.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

How do you drive a truck with a light stuck in the tailpipe?

 

[BGinGA]

I can't be the only one that immediately thought of this:

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I didn't, but from now on, every time I see a truck or car with undercarriage lights I'll be thinking of that lit-up gal....

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I didn't, but from now on, every time I see a truck or car with undercarriage lights I'll be thinking of that lit-up gal....

That could lead to an awkward conversation the first time someone notices that you get an erection every time a pickup truck drives by.

 

[BGinGA]

That could lead to an awkward conversation the first time someone notices that you get an erection every time a pickup truck drives by.

Or trying to sneak a peek under the rear bumper....

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[Poker Zombie]

2,213 posts, and I finally got one that I'm saving.

Wedge wins the internet today.

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[BonScot]

 

[Saoliver]

@k9dr

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[BonScot]

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