BonScot
Straight Flush
Never heard of him
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Ben8257
Royal Flush
Well I have had this one... but used it a while back.. same song different context
Her parents must be soo proud!! I mean she has definitely made the money... but damn what it took to get it!
BonScot
Straight Flush
Honestly I don’t have a clue about any of this. I appear to have escaped the lyrical whimsy of Nick Minaj. I stopped listening to new music in 2002
mattross1313
Full House
I've removed enough traps to know that you don't want your mouth under the part where the unholy, nasty liquid is going to leak out.
I think she's practicing.
BonScot
Straight Flush
Same shape as mine...
Ben8257
Royal Flush
The drain on your sink??? Mine looks like that too!! Jeeze shes going to be busy... expensive service call to get her over to Scotland though... maybe we can get a groupon or something? Lmfao
MrWitti
Straight
Mr Winberg
Full House
I usually skip the "like a pic of her" step...
mattross1313
Full House
SixSpeedFury
Full House
BonScot
Straight Flush
Thisfiendis138
Full House
Mr Winberg
Full House
BonScot
Straight Flush
RocAFella1
Royal Flush
BonScot
Straight Flush
Exactly. Great example.
Mr Winberg
Full House
I needed to google jakey, I've never heard that word before:
I needed to google scumball, I've never heard that word before:
I never thought PCF could be so educational! I've not even had breakfast yet, and I've already learned 3 synonyms for "BonScot".
BonScot
Straight Flush
Every day’s a school day
Just think, now you can swear at your friends and none of them will even know...
MrWitti
Straight
BonScot
Straight Flush
I once read Max Webber's "The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism" on the beach, which earned me a Communist girlfriend on the spot. She admitted I was the first ever "right-wing" guy to f*ck her. I almost apologetically clarified that I 'm not really right-wing; just anti-communist.
Ever since, I take General Zaphiropoulos' "The Struggle against Communist Insurgency, 1944-49" to the beach.
Costas Gousgounis was a porn star legend in the '70s and early '80s here in Greece.
His remarkably long penis was only the beginning of the story; his surreal sense of humour and very short and absurd stories (the "script"), before actual sex in his films, made him immortal.
A happy old man now in his late '80s, having f*cked the hell out of a truckload of pretty ladies of those past decades:
Episode A:
Costas, as a fisherman, rings the bell of an appartment, and the housewife opens the door in underwear.
Costas: "Good morning, here 's your fish".
Lady: "But I haven't ordered any fish"
Costas: "So, you want me to f*ck you ".
Episode B:
Costas climbs down a steep cliff on a Greek island, to find himself in a secluded beach with three naked girls.
Costas: "Girls, what are you doing here?"
Girls: "Nothing really, just sitting and waiting for someone to f*ck us"
Costas: "Thank God I was passing through"
Episode C:
Wife bringing a cup of coffee to Costas sitting on a sofa, by the fireplace, who, after tasting, declares:
"Nice coffee, I 'm going to f*ck you"
Episode D:
Costas, as a plumber, toying with an orange from the kitchen table canister, says to the housewife:
Costas: "Would you like an orange?"
Lady: "NO"
Costas: "Maybe you 'd like me to f*ck you?"
Lady: "I guess that 'd be no problem"
Those were the introductions to hard-core porn at the time.
His remarkably long penis was only the beginning of the story; his surreal sense of humour and very short and absurd stories (the "script"), before actual sex in his films, made him immortal.
A happy old man now in his late '80s, having f*cked the hell out of a truckload of pretty ladies of those past decades:
Episode A:
Costas, as a fisherman, rings the bell of an appartment, and the housewife opens the door in underwear.
Costas: "Good morning, here 's your fish".
Lady: "But I haven't ordered any fish"
Costas: "So, you want me to f*ck you ".
Episode B:
Costas climbs down a steep cliff on a Greek island, to find himself in a secluded beach with three naked girls.
Costas: "Girls, what are you doing here?"
Girls: "Nothing really, just sitting and waiting for someone to f*ck us"
Costas: "Thank God I was passing through"
Episode C:
Wife bringing a cup of coffee to Costas sitting on a sofa, by the fireplace, who, after tasting, declares:
"Nice coffee, I 'm going to f*ck you"
Episode D:
Costas, as a plumber, toying with an orange from the kitchen table canister, says to the housewife:
Costas: "Would you like an orange?"
Lady: "NO"
Costas: "Maybe you 'd like me to f*ck you?"
Lady: "I guess that 'd be no problem"
Those were the introductions to hard-core porn at the time.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I love it when the plot-line is easy to follow.Costas Gousgounis was a porn star legend in the '70s and early '80s here in Greece.
His remarkably long penis was only the beginning of the story; his surreal sense of humour and very short and absurd stories (the "script"), before actual sex in his films, made him immortal.
A happy old man now in his late '80s, having f*cked the hell out of a truckload of pretty ladies of those past decades:
Episode A:
Costas, as a fisherman, rings the bell of an appartment, and the housewife opens the door in underwear.
Costas: "Good morning, here 's your fish".
Lady: "But I haven't ordered any fish"
Costas: "So, you want me to f*ck you ".
Episode B:
Costas climbs down a steep cliff on a Greek island, to find himself in a secluded beach with three naked girls.
Costas: "Girls, what are you doing here?"
Girls: "Nothing really, just sitting and waiting for someone to f*ck us"
Costas: "Thank God I was passing through"
Episode C:
Wife bringing a cup of coffee to Costas sitting on a sofa, by the fireplace, who, after tasting, declares:
"Nice coffee, I 'm going to f*ck you"
Episode D:
Costas, as a plumber, toying with an orange from the kitchen table canister, says to the housewife:
Costas: "Would you like an orange?"
Lady: "NO"
Costas: "Maybe you 'd like me to f*ck you?"
Lady: "I guess that 'd be no problem"
Those were the introductions to hard-core porn at the time.
BonScot
Straight Flush
Some amount of range. I take it he was from the method school?Costas Gousgounis was a porn star legend in the '70s and early '80s here in Greece.
His remarkably long penis was only the beginning of the story; his surreal sense of humour and very short and absurd stories (the "script"), before actual sex in his films, made him immortal.
A happy old man now in his late '80s, having f*cked the hell out of a truckload of pretty ladies of those past decades:
Episode A:
Costas, as a fisherman, rings the bell of an appartment, and the housewife opens the door in underwear.
Costas: "Good morning, here 's your fish".
Lady: "But I haven't ordered any fish"
Costas: "So, you want me to f*ck you ".
Episode B:
Costas climbs down a steep cliff on a Greek island, to find himself in a secluded beach with three naked girls.
Costas: "Girls, what are you doing here?"
Girls: "Nothing really, just sitting and waiting for someone to f*ck us"
Costas: "Thank God I was passing through"
Episode C:
Wife bringing a cup of coffee to Costas sitting on a sofa, by the fireplace, who, after tasting, declares:
"Nice coffee, I 'm going to f*ck you"
Episode D:
Costas, as a plumber, toying with an orange from the kitchen table canister, says to the housewife:
Costas: "Would you like an orange?"
Lady: "NO"
Costas: "Maybe you 'd like me to f*ck you?"
Lady: "I guess that 'd be no problem"
Those were the introductions to hard-core porn at the time.
BonScot
Straight Flush
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