Derail and WTF Merge Thread (53 Viewers)

Poker Zombie · Feb 8, 2020

Proof that DJ'-ing is a talentless talent.

1A25R · Feb 13, 2020

WTF?

The guy enter to rob a bank, shoot twice in the air and leaves the bank with an "undetermined amount of money" at 9:00 AM
The same guy is caught by the police at 10:00 AM in a bar near by were he stopped to drink a beer after the robbery

Poker Zombie · Feb 13, 2020

1A25R said:
WTF?

The guy enter to rob a bank, shoot twice in the air and leaves the bank with an "undetermined amount of money" at 9:00 AM
The same guy is caught by the police at 10:00 AM in a bar near by were he stopped to drink a beer after the robbery

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Look, when you finally have enough money to pay off your outstanding bar tab, you start running up a new one, right?

Blaster · Feb 13, 2020

WedgeRock · Feb 15, 2020

BELGRADE · Feb 17, 2020

MrWitti · Feb 17, 2020

Swiss beer, underrated...

1A25R said:
WTF?

The guy enter to rob a bank, shoot twice in the air and leaves the bank with an "undetermined amount of money" at 9:00 AM
The same guy is caught by the police at 10:00 AM in a bar near by were he stopped to drink a beer after the robbery

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bsdunbar1 · Feb 26, 2020

WedgeRock · Feb 26, 2020

My kids love this app... At least daily, I hear updates of their friends' pooping habits... The hockey team has a pooping league....

Seriously.

Coyote · Mar 1, 2020

Meanwhile in #Greece. Jesus Christ spoke to Bishop Germanus of Ilia prefecture and passed a message to the Greek @PrimeministerGR. And, yes, the Bishop looks like Gandalf! pic.twitter.com/HR7AkP3Ykr
— 𝙺𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚜 𝙺𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚒𝚜 (@KallergisK) February 27, 2020

Jesus Christ conveying to Bishop His demand for the completion of a motorway

BELGRADE · Mar 2, 2020

QuiQuog · Mar 2, 2020

justsomedude said:
Neighbor calls cops after hearing screams of "ahhhh! let me out!"

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...spond-911-call-after-parrot-cries/2822586001/

Just so I have this straight. The cops witness a bird that mimics words that it regularly hears, repeating "Help! Please let me out!" and they don't question why he's saying it? What we need here is Paul Harvey. And now, the rest of the story.

Poker Zombie · Mar 2, 2020

QuiQuog said:
Just so I have this straight. The cops witness a bird that mimics words that it regularly hears, repeating "Help! Please let me out!" and they don't question why he's saying it? What we need here is Paul Harvey. And now, the rest of the story.

I thought the same thing. This may have been the worst job of policing I have ever seen.