Derail and WTF Merge Thread (31 Viewers)

[Brandon]

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[Old State]

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Highli99]

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One of my former co-workers married a stripper. They have a like 12 children now. It worked out for them. Been happily married a long time.

But before they got married there was a whole lot of “what are you doing this weekend?” “Oh not much, just getting lap dances from your girlfriend!”

 

[Eriks]

 

[BonScot]

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Not anymore

 

[k9dr]

 

[bigdonkey]

 

[Old State]

 

[bigdonkey]

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[Saoliver]

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 26, 2024

 

[Hot Nuts]

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One of my players played this last weekend at my game.

Editing: played the song. I know how you guys think. I heard @Jonesey07 tried this @CraigT78 's house last DiD. Film coming out, Jonesey Did Dallas.

 

[Saoliver]

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 26, 2024

 

[Highli99]

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) April 26, 2024

That's what my poker sessions feel like latley

 

[BonScot]

 

[Brandon]

 

[Brandon]

 

[BELGRADE]

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[Poker Zombie]

People who don't read the safety card in the seat pocket on airplanes miss out on some important lessons. For example, today I learned that "caution advertencia" is Spanish for "free laptops"

 

[Saoliver]

 

[BruceWayne]

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[Billy Baroo]

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[Barth]

 

[Barth]

 

[Barth]

 

[Barth]

 

[chippitydoodah]