First Course, amuse bouche: Siberian sturgeon caviar, with creme fresh. Served with a chilled Jean Marc XO lemon vodka.
We are not wealthy by any standards. Those that have been to my house during the first SSSS meet-up know we live in a very modest home. What we get from our modest living is the ability to eat like royalty once or twice a year, and Mrs Zombie's birthday is one of those days. So I splurged on fish eggs that cost more per ounce than most of my dinners.
I've had caviar at restaurants before, and thought meh. Apparently, the secret to caviar is get the stuff that you think is too stupid expensive to buy. This was so outstanding, I kinda wanted to end the dinner right here, so I could relish the flavor all night.
Second course, appetizer: Steak Tartare: Steak tenderloin from a "locally" raised, grass-fed cow. Local in quotes, because the cow came from Kentucky, which is an adjoining state, but it's just an hour away. In the tartrate is a prepared horseradish that I made from scratch. On the side are blanched organic White Beech Mushrooms, and it is topped with a quail egg and white truffle oil. Served with baguettes with a garlic infused grass-fed-cow clarified butter. The garlic infusion process took about 7 hours. The bread was carmelized with a blowtorch - because fire is fun.
Again, I've had tartare a couple of times in restaurants, but their garnishes competed with the beef, or the egg was simply too large. I personally believe this would have easily defeated any of those previous tartares in a competition. It was crazy good, and I would have been content to finish the meal here.
Third Course, salad: Roasted pear salad on arugula. Homemade balsamic dressing, white beech mushrooms (because they come in a big clump), locally sourced fresh mozzarella, and toasted almonds.
Ok, it was good, but it was a salad. It really doesn't photograph very well. Unfortunately, we ran out of small plates, so it was served in a bowl, which made it a poor presentation anyway. Curse the local restaurant supply store for going out of buisness, making it unlikely to find exact replacement plates for the ones that gravity has claimed.
By now I was pretty full, and ending the dinner would have been fine, but there was still more to come...
Fourth Course, main course: Lobster carbonara. Steamed lobster tail and thick-cut prosciutto. with peas, fresh pasta, parmesan, butter and heavy cream. Served in the tail shells, with toasted baguettes.
Win. Win, win, win, win, win.
By this point, dinner had gone beyond the 2 hour mark, and the carbonara was just so good, there was no need to continue. Besides, the bottle of wine was empty.
5th course, dessert. The previously shown tiramisu. Twenty shots of espresso (yes, 20) mixed with rum and limoncello, lady fingers, and eggs from open pasture chickens. I miss the city sometimes, but getting super fresh ingredients does make up for that on nights like this.
Again, tiramisu is something I've had multiple times, but it would always be bitter or overly sweet. Once I had it and somehow they made it bitter and overly sweet at the same time. This one, was just
perfect. Boom, drop the mic... er, fork. This was the foodie equivalent to a golfer hitting a hole-in-one.
I wish I could have invited each and every one of you over last night for this meal. Not only because it was so good, but because we could have used some help with the kitchen afterwards...
I guess I should have stopped after the caviar.
