Christmas Dinner Plans? You bet your sweet ass!!
Featuring: Cochinita Pibil (with HEAVY prep pr0n)
But first, the recipe guys:
Cochinita Pibil
- 3lb boneless pork shoulder roast
- 1 large red onion
- 3 cloves garlic, minced
- 1 bay leaf
- 1/2 cup grapefruit juice
- 1/4 cup orange juice
- 1/4 cup lime juice
- corn/flour tortillas
- 3 tablespoons vegetable oil
- Achiote seasoning (see recipe)
- Crumbled queso fresco (see recipe)
- Cebollas Encurtidas (see recipe)
- Chiltomate Sauce (see recipe)
- Trim fat from roast if needed. Sprinkle Achiote seasoning evenly over all sides of the roast; rub seasoning in with your fingers. Place roast in a large resealable plastic bag and chill in refrigerator for 12 to 24 hours.
- In a 4 to 5 quart crock pot combine onion, garlic, and bay leaf. Place roast on top of onion mixture. Pour grapefruit, orange, and lime juice over roast. Cover and cook on low-heat setting for 8 to 10 hours.
- Remove pork from slow cooker and discard the bay leaf. Let pork stand until cool enough to handle. Using 2 forks pull meat apart and shred; place shredded meat in a large bowl. Transfer the onions to the bowl. Add enough of the liquid to moisten the meat; toss to combine. Serve meat mixture with tortillas and queso fresco. Cebollas Encurtidas (pickled red onions) and Chiltomate sauce are optional.
Achiote Seasoning
In a small bowl combine 3 tablespoons ground annatto (ground whole seed, rough but rewarding); 1 teaspoon dried oregano; 1 teaspoon ground pepper; 1/2 teaspoon salt; 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin; 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon; and 1/4 teaspoon ground allspice. Store in an airtight container. Makes about 4 tablespoons.
Crumbled Queso Fresco
- 8 cups (1/2 gallon) whole milk
- 1 tablespoon kosher salt
- 1/4 cup white vinegar
- In a 6 to 8 quart Dutch oven or heavy stock pot combine milk and salt. Heat mixture over medium-high heat to 190°F, stirring frequently. Remove from heat.
- Gradually add vinegar, stirring gently. Let mixture stand for 5 minutes. Stir gently (some curds should have formed).
- Place a double thickness of 100% cotton cheesecloth in a colander in the sink. Carefully pour hot mixture into the colander, discarding the liquid whey. Allow cheese to drain in colander for 15 to 20 minutes to remove all of the excess whey.
- Transfer cheese to a small bowl. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes before serving. Makes 8 (1/4-cup) servings. The cheese may be stored in the fridge for up to 3 days.
Cebollas Encurtidas
- 1 Red Onion, into 1/2 inch thick slices
- 1/4 cup grapefruit juice
- 2 tbsp orange juice
- 2 tbsp lime juice
- 1 tsp coarse sea or kosher salt
- 1 tsp oregano crushed
- 1 clove garlic minced
- 1/4 tsp cracked black pepper
- Preheat broiler, arrange red onion slices on a 15x10x1 Inch baking pan. Broil 4 to 5 inches from heat for 8 to 10 minutes, until charred and tender, turning once half way through broiling time. When cool enough to handle, separate onion into rings, discarding any large dry blackened pieces.
In a medium bowl, combine onion, grapefruit juice, orange juice, lime juice, salt, oregano, garlic and pepper. Cover and chill at least 2 hours before serving. Makes 8 (1/4-cup) servings.
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3 hours of prep for a freaking crock pot meal that is worthy of 4 stars friends!
First you gotta ground the whole annatto seed. Painfully, this took about 45 minutes. Like grinding ROCKS. Don't just buy the ground annatto, put the labor of love into your food. This is KEY!
Next, add the ground annatto to the rest of the rub: salt, pepper, oregano, cumin, cinnamon, allspice
Covered with achiote, and into the fridge for the night
Queso Fresco pr0n -- YES! We made CHEESE!!!!
Cebollas Encurtidas
add garlic, salt pepper, fresh squeezed juices (some of the juice is preserved for tomorrow in the crock pot)
MORE TO COME...........................