F'N off in my own subforum (2 Viewers)

[Saoliver]

 

[Schmendr1ck]

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Unauthorized use of Costanza. Send payment to my Venmo or expect a C&D from my lawyer.

 

[Saoliver]

Unauthorized use of Costanza. Send payment to my Venmo or expect a C&D from my lawyer.

 

[doctorchips]

IYKYK

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Spoiler: Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

RIP

https://www.theguardian.com/austral...se-meal-death-democracy-manifest-dead-aged-82

 

[Schmendr1ck]

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I'm still convinced that I got my first restaurant job in high school because I was 6'8" and could reach stuff on the top shelves without a stepladder.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I'm still convinced that I got my first restaurant job in high school because I was 6'8" and could reach stuff on the top shelves without a stepladder.

I'm convinced you are 4'10" but really are two kids stacked on each other in a trenchcoat.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I'm convinced you are 4'10" but really are two kids stacked on each other in a trenchcoat.

Zoinks! Foiled again!

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Saoliver]

3:2:1 whiskey sour is the best whiskey sour. I will fight anyone who disagrees (after I’ve had like 4 of them).

 

[RocAFella1]

3:2:1 whiskey sour is the best whiskey sour. I will fight anyone who disagrees (after I’ve had like 4 of them).

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[Saoliver]

And I will fight you when you are here in a few weeks! Hahahahahaha

Or I’ll sic my kid on you. He will choke you out!

 

[bergs]

3:2:1 whiskey sour is the best whiskey sour. I will fight anyone who disagrees (after I’ve had like 4 of them).

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Fuck I would destroy some meetup whiskey sours. Never even occurred to me before.

 

[Saoliver]

Fuck I would destroy some meetup whiskey sours. Never even occurred to me before.

Premix in a pitcher. That’s what I did all weekend at the pool with ranch waters (tequila and lime juice anyway) and then poured over ice and added the TopaChico.

 

[CptainCanuck]

TopaChico.

 

[Irish]

3:2:1 whiskey sour is the best whiskey sour. I will fight anyone who disagrees (after I’ve had like 4 of them).

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3-2-1 is the golden ratio. Works perfect for margaritas as well

 

[Saoliver]

 

[chippitydoodah]

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And I will fight you when you are here in a few weeks! Hahahahahaha

Or I’ll sic my kid on

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[Saoliver]

 

[raynmanas]

Fuck I would destroy some meetup whiskey sours. Never even occurred to me before.

kentucky margaritas!

 

[Schmendr1ck]

3:2:1 whiskey sour is the best whiskey sour. I will fight anyone who disagrees (after I’ve had like 4 of them).

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My favorite whiskey sour is an amaretto sour. Morgenthaler recipe uses 2:1 amaretto to strong bourbon blend for an amazing sour that I could drink all night.

https://jeffreymorgenthaler.com/i-make-the-best-amaretto-sour-in-the-world/

 

[Schmendr1ck]

3-2-1 is the golden ratio. Works perfect for margaritas as well

No no no. The Leonardrita is the perfect ratio of 4-3-2-1:

4 parts tequila blanco
3 parts fresh lime juice
2 parts Cointreau
1 part agave syrup

Serve on the rocks and clear your calendar.

 

[Saoliver]

My favorite whiskey sour is an amaretto sour. Morgenthaler recipe uses 2:1 amaretto to strong bourbon blend for an amazing sour that I could drink all night.

https://jeffreymorgenthaler.com/i-make-the-best-amaretto-sour-in-the-world/

I use this recipe all the time. It’s excellent. I’ll make one tonight!

 

[Josh Kifer]

GUYS, I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DERAIL THREADS... THIS ISNT THE BEST RATIO OF BOOZE FORUM....

..... Just drink it straight you wussies ... Or whatever Ashlyn tells you to drink....

 

[Schmendr1ck]

GUYS, I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DERAIL THREADS... THIS ISNT THE BEST RATIO OF BOOZE FORUM....

..... Just drink it straight you wussies ... Or whatever Ashlyn tells you to drink....

My bad. Here's a cocktail your classy ass can appreciate.

 

[Saoliver]

GUYS, I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DERAIL THREADS... THIS ISNT THE BEST RATIO OF BOOZE FORUM....

..... Just drink it straight you wussies ... Or whatever Ashlyn tells you to drink....

But did you see Rory’s oatmealgänger?!

It’s wild. I almost didn’t want to eat it, but then I realized it would be a power move to eat it while he watched.

 

[Josh Kifer]

But did you see Rory’s oatmealgänger?!

It’s wild. I almost didn’t want to eat it, but then I realized it would be a power move to eat it while he watched.

Good ol Rory.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

But did you see Rory’s oatmealgänger?!

It’s wild. I almost didn’t want to eat it, but then I realized it would be a power move to eat it while he watched.

 

[chippitydoodah]

A local Mexican restaurant makes these drinks and they are fantastic. Spicy & smoky.

 

[Zmasterben]