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Fugly Poker Table Thread (25 Viewers)
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Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
The billiard table brush works great. Look at all the shit it pushed onto the floor!
That table used to have a rail. But years of excessive brushing caused it to wither down to nothing.
mattross1313
Full House
Can't be that good at brushing sh!t off the table. It left the box of dice chips up there
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Freeroll
Two Pair
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
It's missing it's 10' poleCan't be that good at brushing sh!t off the table. It left the box of dice chips up there
I'm just gonna call that art and walk away slowly.
I think it brings new meaning to flipping the table when you think you're being cheated. Instead of flipping it you just slam the top down on everyone's hands
madforpancakes
Straight
Wow that is something else!
madforpancakes
Straight
This is available for a cool $200 locally
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Perfect... for all those times you have space in your house that you completely want to waste with something mind-bogglingly useless.
Growing up, I wasn't even allowed to have that many wrinkles showing after making my bed.
BigChief
Straight
They look like solo cups for the cup holders!!
I..have so many questions ....
mtl mile end
Flush
I'm almost speechless.... but with so many questions, I cannot remain silent.
I can understand the addition of speedcloth and in-table cupholders (well, sorta), even the re-felting of the ivories.... but what's up with those framed black & white photos on the inner wall?
I'm literally afraid to see what happens if you press a foot pedal.
The secret door to the Batcave opens?
BonScot
Straight Flush
Well there's an idea! Not a very good one, but certainly original...
I suppose it could work if you were trying to convince your spouse that you had given up poker. "Yeah, honey - the guys are coming over for a music jam while you're out shopping today." He could have a guitar case fitted with racks to keep the chips and cards in.
They'll pay me $200 to haul it to the junkyard? Deal!
BonScot
Straight Flush
Couple of crackers over here if anyone wants to pay for shipping. Can’t believe that they’re still available after a whole week 
mattross1313
Full House
BonScot
Straight Flush
Here’s a cheeky wee number that’ll set you back $1,600
Lqqks like a 4 table max up top and a heads up table down low to warm up. When a player gets knocked out up top (by either the piano lid or going busto), the warm up plaers get called up. Unplayable, but I give them credit for creativity. Definitely a one of a kind.
I haven't checked this thread in like a week. So many fugly tables. It's COVID time, people are bored and are making more tables so the # of fugly tables go up proportionately. Then no one will play poker because of COVID and the wife is complaining about that fugly thing just sitting there staring at her. FB Marketplace/Craigslist it goes.
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Ben8257
Royal Flush
Well... hard to argue the price... but sometimes the cost of gas and space in the house is just too much!!
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Would it be tactless to show up with a power drill, unscrew and take the folding legs, then leave the table top behind?
I would do it with the minimum amount of talking.
I would do it with the minimum amount of talking.
Not at all, that's how I got the legs for my table. Turned up, unscrewed them and then asked him if he wanted to try and sell the top or if he wanted me to throw it away?
Got me thinking about this, had to dig out the old advert...wear and tear on the "edges"...
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