Fugly Poker Table Thread (18 Viewers)

[mattross1313]

Tweed and disco granite anyone?

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I mean, I'd prefer if the 2 playing surfaces were at the same level......but I don't mind it!

 

[Dix]

Fugly or genius? You decide. If you like pallet wood, lots of sand and only 8 gallons of epoxy for a table it may be for you. View attachment 578329Here is a link to the YouTube video.

This one belongs as inspiration in that topic about what a poker table at "Possum Lodge" would look like.

Just cover the rail with old car seat upholstery & it's perfect.

 

[Ben8257]

Man I hope I am not too late with this one of a kind Beauty!!

Do you think they will take a payment plan for this.... umm... unique art piece??

And if you have a $12,000 table wouldn’t you think it would be the center of your decor? Sorry but my OCD would not even allow a picture to be taken with that rug partially under the table like that

 

[LeGold]

Snap buy! Save this beautiful art from the rug criminals!

 

[Poker Zombie]

Does it come with this guy to deal for you?

 

[BonScot]

Does it come with this guy to deal for you?
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I was thinking of...

but yours is better

 

[Rhodeman77]

My wife tried to troll me last week with this “folk art” decoration. I knew it had to be a joke because there is no way she would spend money on a tree branch.

So I used this table to try get her back.

 

[Ben8257]

My wife tried to troll me last week with this “folk art” decoration. I knew it had to be a joke because there is no way she would spend money on a tree branch.
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So I used this table to try get her back.

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Simply ridiculous... "A" poker table?? Of course we have A poker table... but more is always better! LOL

 

[allforcharity]

I was thinking of...

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but yours is better

I would have Jane Seymour deal cards for me ANY TIME.

 

[BGinGA]

Those handpainted chairs hurt my eyes (and brain). They're like plastic slugged dice chairs....

 

[BonScot]

New toilet seat anyone?

 

[allforcharity]

With dice, no less. How apt!

 

[BonScot]

With dice, no less. How apt!

Bit jabby to sit on

 

[Poker Zombie]

New toilet seat anyone?

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DONT PLAY SHIT CARDS... oh, wait... yeah it's ok I guess.

 

[heiterbiswolkig]

well well...

 

[LeGold]

Cosy!

 

[Poker Zombie]

That reminds me, I need to schedule my colonoscopy.

 

[allforcharity]

A big wrinkly canyon

 

[Ben8257]

well well...

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Ohh my... that is awful!! like a giant dilapidated sofa!! To be honest it looks like a comfy table around 6 am when every one starts nodding out!! lol

Is this a baby wrestling arena?? WTF

 

[Ben8257]

A big wrinkly canyon

LMAO Definitely see the resemblance Berny!!

@Poker Zombie I am still laughing at your post brother!! quality comment sir!!

 

[BGinGA]

Table w/condom, safely seats 10.

 

[Ben8257]

Table w/condom, safely seats 10.

You have to admit, this would be a good one to screen shot and see who comes up with the best meme... hmm maybe a give away!! endless laughs from this terrible table!!

@BonScot you have my attention sir... no pressure, but we need a quality joke on this one!!

 

[BonScot]

You have to admit, this would be a good one to screen shot and see who comes up with the best meme... hmm maybe a give away!! endless laughs from this terrible table!!

@BonScot you have my attention sir... no pressure, but we need a quality joke on this one!!

Will this do?

 

[Ben8257]

Will this do?

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I am no good over here!! LMFAO Jesus Tony you went all out for this one!! I might fall on the floor!!

 

[BonScot]

Table w/condom, safely seats 10.

... so hurry up and bring your juke box money!

 

[Ben8257]

Will this do?

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Definetly gives new meaning to the term raised rail now doesn't it? I can't stop looking at the monstrosity!! May have to be my new screen saver... I don't think I will tire of laughing at this!!

 

[BonScot]

I am no good over here!! LMFAO Jesus Tony you went all out for this one!! I might fall on the floor!!

Thought I’d go for a gentle whimsical family oriented punchline...

 

[Ben8257]

Thought I’d go for a gentle whimsical family oriented punchline...

 

[Ben8257]

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BTW Tony I Love my new Brian Blessed Avatar but the little doppelganger on his shoulder is bad ass!!

 

[BonScot]

BTW Tony I Love my new Brian Blessed Avatar but the little doppelganger on his shoulder is bad ass!!

You should get one for Christmas