Fugly Poker Table Thread (22 Viewers)

[Ben8257]

You should get one for Christmas

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do they sell those?? May have to change my Avatar again for the season!! HAHA

 

[buzzmonkey]

well well...

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Rail options include vinyl, faux ostrich or fruit by the foot.

 

[mathewsarcher83]

Screw vinyl or leather. Hook yourself up with some denim rails.

 

[allforcharity]

It's a shame. Those angle cuts look like they really took some work.

 

[Dodger]

Screw vinyl or leather. Hook yourself up with some denim rails.
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And only tree-fiddy!

 

[Ben8257]

Well if you are going with a western salon design... I guess this is the table for you... Demin railing though... YUKKK

 

[One Eyed Dollar]

I literally LOLed at the denim rail! Maybe the table was built for Jay Leno? Also what's up with the tiny feet?

"How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?"

 

[DeeVee8]

Screw vinyl or leather. Hook yourself up with some denim rails.
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Somewhere there is a Daisy without her Dukes.

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

I saw these today. I can’t decided which is fuglier?

 

[allforcharity]

Octagon is much fuglier than the round. Round is winning by 50 cents, I see.

 

[Dodger]

Octagon is much fuglier than the round. Round is winning by 50 cents, I see.

That’s ‘fiddy cents’ in these parts.

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

Octagon is much fuglier than the round. Round is winning by 50 cents, I see.

But Brady Bunch carpet is god awful. But I guess you can take they up. Hard to cover the woodcarvings.

 

[Himewad]

Apparently any ol‘ table is a poker table if it’s got chip racks sitting on it.

 

[Pinesol13]

Apparently any ol‘ table is a poker table if it’s got chip racks sitting on it.

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Wouldn't it just be awesome if he super glued the racks to the table.

 

[Himewad]

Wouldn't it just be awesome if he super glued the racks to the table.

I wondered about that. The table looks like a decent table on its own. But some people are morons.

 

[allforcharity]

That’s ‘fiddy cents’ in these parts.

You called?

 

[allforcharity]

Apparently any ol‘ table is a poker table if it’s got chip racks sitting on it.

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This is actually a nice table. And not bad at all for $320. Just needs a nice rectangular PCF topper on it. Keep the coasters and ditch the racks.

 

[Dodger]

You called?

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That‘s just Fifty with a capital ‘F’

 

[BonScot]

You called?

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What’s this?

 

[Himewad]

What’s this?

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Tree fiddy! (cent)

 

[BonScot]

Tree fiddy! (cent)

In that case maybe it should be this...

 

[Ben8257]

Pretty sure its "Fiddy" but patato... patoto or somethin lik dat!!

"Been hit wit a few shells now I walk wit a limp!!" My favorite QUOTE anyways!!

 

[Dodger]

What’s this?

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[BonScot]

Been hit wit a few shells now I walk wit a limp

I can fully sympathise. I remember standing on one at Ayr beach and cutting my foot. Think I limped for a couple of days as well...

 

[Ben8257]

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That damn loch Ness monster!! Damn it woman!! If you give him tree fiddy he will just keep on coming back for more!!

 

[Dodger]

I can fully sympathise. I remember standing on one at Ayr beach and cutting my foot. Think I limped for a couple of days as well...

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@BonScot on fire tonight! Hahaha

 

[BonScot]

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If you zoom in ever so slightly...

 

[BonScot]

@BonScot on fire tonight! Hahaha

It’s morning here. That’s why my brain is working

 

[Himewad]

I think I see it!



No wait, false alarm.

 

[Dodger]

If you zoom in ever so slightly...

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Future bounty chip?