Fugly Poker Table Thread (5 Viewers)

[SixSpeedFury]

....This poker table sits as a show piece in a $1.5 million dollar home....

I lol'ed

 

[Socraticd]

a good one from the Beantown area. not sure how this qualifies as a "poker table" aside form it being round and could be used for poker

7' Wide Custom Made Poker table - round - $280

 

[brains613]

I have plywood and table legs in the garage. Guess I'm sitting on a gold mine of "tables"...

 

[atomiktoaster]

Craigslist came through again for me on this one:

http://houston.craigslist.org/for/5248286682.html

Reduced to $100 obo at least. 6'x4', for the worst combination of not seating 10 people and being impossible to rake pots. Also nominated for least comfortable rail of the year.

 

[Richard Cranium]

 

[abby99]

What is it?

I can't help thinking that somebody was actually proud of this when he finished building it and could hardly wait to show it off to his friends.

 

[Socraticd]

You know that's 100% the case, Abby. Just imagine the card glide on that marble(?) playing surface, though!

 

[atomiktoaster]

There has to be some explanation for that design. It's shown up here before. http://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/fugly-poker-table-thread.3757/page-3#post-24102

 

[Forty4]

There has to be some explanation for that design. It's shown up here before. http://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/fugly-poker-table-thread.3757/page-3#post-24102

So you can't see the other persons cards, or chips. It reminds me of an OTB booth or the dividers back in the day at school so others couldn't cheat off of you.

 

[Richard Cranium]

That's one of the (multiple) reasons I really don't like the idea of chip wells. It makes it harder to see how much people have. That's part of the game knowing how much an opponent has available.

Further, you need to be able to see if people even have cards!

Not to mention what the f people would be hiding in there cubes or other bs.

This table is a complete cluster f and is basically unusable.

 

[200 Motels]

It's a poker table, I assure you.

 

[200 Motels]

 

[spikeithard]

I seen one of those a few summers back in the nights sky hovering above me. It had an eerie glow and hum to it and then it vanished without a trace. Im not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens.

 

[Socraticd]

 

[SixSpeedFury]

There has to be some explanation for that design. It's shown up here before. http://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/fugly-poker-table-thread.3757/page-3#post-24102

Even the seller doesn't know what that is lol

 

[Tommy]

For filling out Keno cards, horse picks, or something similar? Nice thick piece of granite though. I'd offer $200 just for the top.

 

[Strike1st]

Custom Built Felted Poker Table for sale. Great condition because it has pretty much never been used but needs a cleaning because it has been in storage. Want it gone ASAP! $50

Fire Wood.

 

[MoscowRadio]

This isn't the worst idea. I remember BBO had a table called The Albatross which came with a leaf to put in the table to change it from a 6-person table to an 8-person table. I think the concept is alright, I just wouldn't be crazy about the seams.

Also, BBO's version had a padded rail and looked a hell of a lot better.

 

[Jake14mw]

Wow, keep these coming. Not sure when I've laughed out loud so much on one thread ever.

 

[spikeithard]

Custom Built Felted Poker Table for sale. Great condition because it has pretty much never been used but needs a cleaning because it has been in storage. Want it gone ASAP! $50

Fire Wood.

What the hell was that?

 

[chipjoker]

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/atq/5207563816.html

You have to see this yourself.... multipul pics and the description....if you take it apart and get the money out of it....you gotta see this...

 

[atomiktoaster]

That was an angry plunge router on those pockets. One of a kind for sure.

 

[stocky]

One of a kind for sure.

Thankfully

 

[Poker Zombie]

condition: excellent
make / manufacturer: Customized
size / dimensions: 52" length x 1 1/2" thick

Excellent - I don't think this means what you think this means.

 

[Junior24xx]

OMG these tables.
Marble may be my fav

 

[Hot Nuts]

Comes with custom drink holders

 

[Poker Zombie]

Once again, fine craftsmanship run amok.

 

[72o]

^^^^Right? Very nice joinery. Looks like whole table is trimmed out with 1x oak...even the "cup holders" are trimmed out. Maybe they had 8 Ouija boards lying around the house and decided to reuse the pointer thingies.

 

[Socraticd]

Once again, fine craftsmanship run amok.

you can teach technique... you can't teach good taste...

Also, ten points to @spikeithard for the Worker and Parasite reference.

 

[BiGGyT]

POKER / CARD TABLE - MID-CENTURY MODERN - $200 (Roopville, Ga)
OBO - Beautiful mustard-color mid-century modern card/poker table. All wood and felt. In excellent shape with no tears or stains. Many a tale has been told over this table. And it's waiting for more!
Also has a wood cover to go over it when not in use.
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/fuo/5242556079.html

Makes my eyes hurt just looking at a picture of the beautiful mustard color felt.