Fugly Poker Table Thread (29 Viewers)
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slisk250
Straight Flush
Made from a Snuggie?
If the table comes with her then I'll take it.
slisk250
Straight Flush
kettle? pot?
I can't see all those NC images on my Mac. I presume I have the "don't view any NC constructed poker tables" app enabled. Love my Mac!
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Custom built poker table, customer never picked up and stopped answering phone. Need out of garage! $200 OBO. Must be able to pick up in Hinesville.
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Builder must have sent pics of the finished product.
Customer never picked up and stopped answering phone. My guess is that it stopped right after the seller sent this "completed" pic.
It's like The Kramer painting. They are loathsome, offensive brutes, and yet I can't look away
Are they using this as a putting green?
This only belongs here because it's Kijiji pic was of it laying on their lawn. I have a table similar table and love it. It's going for $10 which might be a good deal.
For a pool table?
atomiktoaster
Full House
3 grand for this! You'd think for that kind of money, you could hire somebody who know how to cut a curve.
"I am selling an extremely nice custom built poker table with 8 chairs. The Poker table seats up to 10 people, however I only have 8 chairs. This is not a poker table you throw out in the garage.. this is a show piece and a very expensive piece of furniture. Just to give you an idea of the chairs you can Google Hathaway Games Kingston gas Poker chair with Walnut wood. The chairs alone were $3,000,(for all 8) JUST THE CHAIRS. Each chair is a gas chambered chair so when you roll yourself up to the poker table you can adjust the height of the chair to your comfort level. The poker table has a custom raised playing surface wrapped with the same felt you play on in Las Vegas. As you can see there are 10 cup holders and they were custom made bigger to fit a wine glass. If you were to buy this exact table, pay shipping, buy the chairs that come unassembled, pay to have them assembled you would spend $6,000. This poker table sits as a show piece in a $1.5 million dollar home. Please do not contact me unless you are a serious buyer. Moving it will be difficult, it is heavy and solid."
http://houston.craigslist.org/fuo/5221296112.html
"I am selling an extremely nice custom built poker table with 8 chairs. The Poker table seats up to 10 people, however I only have 8 chairs. This is not a poker table you throw out in the garage.. this is a show piece and a very expensive piece of furniture. Just to give you an idea of the chairs you can Google Hathaway Games Kingston gas Poker chair with Walnut wood. The chairs alone were $3,000,(for all 8) JUST THE CHAIRS. Each chair is a gas chambered chair so when you roll yourself up to the poker table you can adjust the height of the chair to your comfort level. The poker table has a custom raised playing surface wrapped with the same felt you play on in Las Vegas. As you can see there are 10 cup holders and they were custom made bigger to fit a wine glass. If you were to buy this exact table, pay shipping, buy the chairs that come unassembled, pay to have them assembled you would spend $6,000. This poker table sits as a show piece in a $1.5 million dollar home. Please do not contact me unless you are a serious buyer. Moving it will be difficult, it is heavy and solid."
http://houston.craigslist.org/fuo/5221296112.html
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I cannot slam it for fugliness, but you would have to become a master card pitcher to make sure the cards did not fly off the surface exposing them time after time after time...
Forty4
Full House
spikeithard
Flush
what a shame... appears to be a BEAUTIFUL home that it is in!
Mr Tree
Straight Flush
I dig the chairs on that one.
The table itself isn't necessarily fugly but you can get a hell of a lot more bang for your buck for the money
The table itself isn't necessarily fugly but you can get a hell of a lot more bang for your buck for the money
Mental Nomad
Full House
This is probably less awful with a a felt on it, but this was the only picture in the ad.
atomiktoaster
Full House
Comfy rail, amirite?
brains613
Flush
I'm frankly embarrased by how much time I spent on this, but it appears that the rug used to be available from a site called touchofclass.com. It was called the Reno style, and they also sold a round one, but they don't sell either anymore.
Here's a place where I found a listing for it, but you get a 404 error if you follow the link to the TOC website.
http://www.polyvore.com/reno_game_room_area_rug/thing?id=14527746
It was much cheaper than I thought it would be.
Sad to say.... This is a table I've played on... This is located in a local bar, that hosts games a couple times a week. Granted, it's padded, but if the little star-nuts don't grab your arm hairs, or the chips don't get lost in the awesome "iconic" (as it's been described to me) felt, then cup-holders will certainly steal your chips from time to time...
AfterTheFact
4 of a Kind
atomiktoaster
Full House
Cool concept, questionable execution.
Strike1st
Straight
Looks like a quilt from Dollar General.
Mr Tree
Straight Flush
hahaha...iconic
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