Fugly Poker Table Thread (21 Viewers)

[AZBOARDER13]

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I mean- absolutely horrible. But at least this stupid ass shape is on purpose as misguided as that is. I actually appreciate their dedication. Would love to see how a Florida table would play. I guess the pot would always need to stay in Jacksonville

 

[Highli99]

Michigan would need two tables!

 

[Poker Zombie]

Somewhere in this thread there was a Texas shaped table, so that currently leads for worst executed design. However, unless there is a rack of each of those imbedded chips included, $3500 pushes the concept of stupid pricing to an all-new level.

 

[eightyWon]

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[Beakertwang]

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/166144445568055/

 

[tabletalker7]

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

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@Anthony Martino this table is for you

 

[navels]

 

[WedgeRock]

@ChaosRock ^^^

 

[Highli99]

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Is that table even Elite?

 

[tabletalker7]

Is that table even Elite?

It's an Elite something. What exactly that something is ....... well .........

 

[Poker Zombie]

Do you suppose the builder just didn't have enough wood for an entire raised rail, so they decided to only raise the cupholders?

 

[allforcharity]

I thought it was an oversized Ritz cracker.

 

[BGinGA]

^ it's missing the Putin.

 

[allforcharity]

^ it's missing the Putin.

Fine.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Got any coffins lying about that you’re not using?

Why not make them into a poker table?

Your friends will be DYING to play…

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[CatDog]

Even as a Bronco fan, I can't love this "thing".

 

[tabletalker7]

Even as a Bronco fan, I can't love this "thing".

As a proud member of Bills Mafia, I can't even bring myself to jump through that "thing"

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

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Do you have a link to this monstrosity? I know someone who might actually want it - LOL!!! They already own every other ugly-ass Broncos product ever made...

 

[tabletalker7]

Do you have a link to this monstrosity? I know someone who might actually want it - LOL!!! They already own every other ugly-ass Broncos product ever made...

Does that someone happen to be you?

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Does that someone happen to be you?

Absolutely not! I have some family in Colorado. And no, not @alecnetwoodworks either.

 

[Joe Harris]

Came across this table today. Not sure why it hasn't sold, what a great deal!

 

[WedgeRock]

What is that cord!

This guy's not trying to integrate USB charging ports, is he?!

This is some bullsh!t!

 

[LotsOfChips]

I think that it’s for the camouflage LED lights…

 

[Dodger]

Came across this table today. Not sure why it hasn't sold, what a great deal!

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Where is it!? I see chairs, but no table.

 

[allforcharity]

Ewww.

 

[Highli99]

The propensity of camo tables is disconcerting. I’m eagerly waiting for the day when a noob posts one in the custom table thread.

 

[MatthewTreeTree]

The propensity of camo tables is disconcerting. I’m eagerly waiting for the day when a noob posts one in the custom table thread.

 

[Phantom]

Introducing, the 'Muffin Top' table... Gives new meaning to the word 'raise'...

 

[allforcharity]

Perhaps this is the table for fans of baked goods (or fried eggs).

 

[WedgeRock]

What happens if you win more than 100 chips?!