Fugly Poker Table Thread (20 Viewers)

[Poker Zombie]

What happens if you win more than 100 chips?!

Like anybody would want 100 dice chips.

 

[WedgeRock]

Like anybody would want 100 dice chips.

Well, you have dice chips and suited chips to choose from...

 

[allforcharity]

What happens if you win more than 100 chips?!

Nobody really "wins" at this table.

 

[Phantom]

King Arthur's younger brother, Keith, and his 'oval' table... (photo taken during their absence on the quest for the 'Holy Rail'...).

 

[Poker Zombie]

King Arthur's younger brother, Keith, and his 'oval' table... (photo taken during their absence on the quest for the 'Holy Rail'...).

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"I've got 3 kings... Me, you, and him"

 

[allforcharity]

Wow. Never seen a poker table will cellulite before.

 

[Phantom]

"I've got 3 kings... Me, you, and him"

More like 3 jokers haha

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Don't y'all be filling up my inbox with requests to pick this up for you!

 

[BonScot]

Don't y'all be filling up my inbox with requests to pick this up for you!


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That is affecting my inner ear… vomit inducing

 

[mike32]

 

[Skagglio]

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This might be the worst one I have ever seen in terms of playability.

 

[Ben8257]

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I think even @Poker Zombie is going to say WTF! No comment! Curious to what they are replacing it with to the left there!

Hurricane tested and approved! Will withstand 120 mph sustained on the beach with absolutely zero anchoring requirements. Wow, just awful!

 

[Poker Zombie]

It's just brilliant! The first table to feature not only drink holders designed specifically for left or right handed players, but it has a dinner plate holding rail as well!

 

[mike32]

It's just brilliant! The first table to feature not only drink holders, designed specifically for left or right handed players, but it has a dinner plate holding rail as well!

Plus you can take an important fax while you are playing.

 

[WedgeRock]

@mike32, isn't that your dark room double board timer? Is this your table?

 

[mike32]

@mike32, isn't that your dark room double board timer? Is this your table?

I noticed that timer. Now that is kick ass!

 

[Dodger]

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Now you can play by sitting on the table! No need for chairs. Huge $$$ saver.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Plus you can take an important fax while you are playing.

So that is what that device is.

I thought it was a bill counter for @Windwalker-sized buy-ins.

 

[BEANO52]

To each their own I suppose (this is $3200 but it's shipped free!):

https://www.ebay.com/itm/154645406863

 

[allforcharity]

Well, I wouldn't call that table totally fugly, merely monstrous. It would look half decent if you ripped out all the chip rack portions that are taking up all the felt real estate.

 

[CatDog]

As someone who grew up with tons of red cedar souvenirs from national parks, this isn't terrible EXCEPT for the horrid racks for chips. Apparently, this seller has a business of making poorly designed poker tables and selling them for a mint. Look at these beauties, complete with dice chips. Nobody uses Box Elder for furniture where it is visible. It looks like crap IMHO. Someone should tell him to talk to people who actually play poker because his woodworking skill is very good but his design is garbage! He's wasting both wood and his skill. He could drop his costs, lower his prices some and make much more functional tables.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Handcraft-Red-Flame-Box-Elder-poker-table/154568051301

 

[Dodger]

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To each their own I suppose (this is $3200 but it's shipped free!):

https://www.ebay.com/itm/154645406863

As someone who grew up with tons of red cedar souvenirs from national parks, this isn't terrible EXCEPT for the horrid racks for chips. Apparently, this seller has a business of making poorly designed poker tables and selling them for a mint. Look at these beauties, complete with dice chips. Nobody uses Box Elder for furniture where it is visible. It looks like crap IMHO. Someone should tell him to talk to people who actually play poker because his woodworking skill is very good but his design is garbage! He's wasting both wood and his skill. He could drop his costs, lower his prices some and make much more functional tables.

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C’mon guys….these are just the shaped inlay version of poker tables.

 

[grebe]

Don't y'all be filling up my inbox with requests to pick this up for you!


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People from Maryland be like: "Nice...."

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

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To each their own I suppose (this is $3200 but it's shipped free!):

https://www.ebay.com/itm/154645406863

Different. Definitely not standard. And I could do without the chip trays. But the table is beautiful. If I could get the builder to make a few tweaks, I'd definitely own one of these with pride.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Different. Definitely not standard. And I could do without the chip trays. But the table is beautiful. If I could get the builder to make a few tweaks, I'd definitely own one of these with pride.

...well, and a more reasonable price.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

...well, and a more reasonable price.

Agreed. That's why I said "own with pride" and not "buy."

I ain't buying any $3200 table unless it looks like something @T_Chan might have made.

 

[bigredking]

King Arthur's younger brother, Keith, and his 'oval' table... (photo taken during their absence on the quest for the 'Holy Rail'...).

Where the hell are you finding these? I had to reach for the ondanestron after laying my eyes on it.

 

[Phantom]

Where the hell are you finding these? I had to reach for the ondanestron after laying my eyes on it.

FB Market Place and other Aussie online market places

 

[Raphmivey]

 

[Raphmivey]

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in case you are wondering, yes it is advertised as a poker table...