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Fugly Poker Table Thread (21 Viewers)
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LotsOfChips
Flush
Can I phone a friend...?
tabletalker7
Full House
Even your friend said "that table sucks"
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
And what the hell is going on with the cup holder spacing?
TroyMan
3 of a Kind
I guess only two Two-fisters allowed at the table.
E: Playing Poker. Final Answer.
AllHoosier
3 of a Kind
WTF is this made out of? An old couch cushion?? Asking price is $200. 
"New custom built blackjack table. Used for casino night party and now its your turn. Table has inspection mirror for dealer to check for blackjack. Comes with card shuffler, card shoe which holds 8 decks (all included) along with a cut card. Also includes 1 case of chips. Table does not have legs. Designed to set over a small work bench table but can be set on top of any existing table."
"New custom built blackjack table. Used for casino night party and now its your turn. Table has inspection mirror for dealer to check for blackjack. Comes with card shuffler, card shoe which holds 8 decks (all included) along with a cut card. Also includes 1 case of chips. Table does not have legs. Designed to set over a small work bench table but can be set on top of any existing table."
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
At least he included the trash bag.WTF is this made out of? An old couch cushion?? Asking price is $200.
"New custom built blackjack table. Used for casino night party and now its your turn. Table has inspection mirror for dealer to check for blackjack. Comes with card shuffler, card shoe which holds 8 decks (all included) along with a cut card. Also includes 1 case of chips. Table does not have legs. Designed to set over a small work bench table but can be set on top of any existing table."
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This is not what "playing deep" means.
I think I can see teeth marks where the builder chewed out chip holders. And why is it deep? Did he confuse it for a craps table.WTF is this made out of? An old couch cushion?? Asking price is $200.
"New custom built blackjack table. Used for casino night party and now its your turn. Table has inspection mirror for dealer to check for blackjack. Comes with card shuffler, card shoe which holds 8 decks (all included) along with a cut card. Also includes 1 case of chips. Table does not have legs. Designed to set over a small work bench table but can be set on top of any existing table."
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LotsOfChips
Flush
Only $600 CDN... (gag)
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
8 dealers? Niiiice.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Friendship [ˈfren(d)SHip] Noun: When your buddy invites you over for a poker game and proudly shows you this table, and you don't smack the shit out of him.
That pattern is so bizarre that you almost lose sight of the horrible chip troughs and cup holders. Almost.
Pinesol13
Flush
This is borderline animal cruelty.....
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
New meaning to "fish at the table."
The moisture from the tank will likely damage the table.
The moisture from the tank will likely damage the table.
Pretty sure the goldfish is over the betting line, he's all in.
Conceptually I think this is really interesting. But practically yeah the chips clinking on the window seem bad for the fish and tank maintenance seems difficult. The felt could use a couple minutes of ironing and 77 spray before applying.
Don't play with Aquaman at that table. He'll collude with the fish that can read the muck.
Why?
LotsOfChips
Flush
Too much spare time, too much disposable cash, too little taste...
Pinesol13
Flush
I know Ive posted this in this thread before, but it always makes me chuckle when I see it pop up in my FB memories. Bought this table 12 years ago, sold it about 5 years ago. Since then I've built three proper poker tables, and bought over 15,000 chips.
From the shitty apartment (with shitty curtains), and the shitty chips and table, I've certainly come a long way.
LotsOfChips
Flush
Honestly, that isn't a bad table, compared to many in this thread. Not that I would want to buy it, but for a wooden poker table, it looks pretty OK.View attachment 864091
I know Ive posted this in this thread before, but it always makes me chuckle when I see it pop up in my FB memories. Bought this table 12 years ago, sold it about 5 years ago. Since then I've built three proper poker tables, and bought over 15,000 chips.
From the shitty apartment (with shitty curtains), and the shitty chips and table, I've certainly come a long way.
Now the chips are another story (and the curtains)
LotsOfChips
Flush
I agree. Barring some major shortcoming not apparent from the photo, I actually like it. No, it's not a "proper" poker table with leather padded rail and speed cloth, but like you say, for what it is (a somewhat functional all wood table) It's pretty nice.
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MilouPilou1
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