Fugly Poker Table Thread (28 Viewers)

[Hot Nuts]

Can someone please contact the seller and ask where the players sit and what the table height is?

 

[JFG]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/989612915027406/

 

[Hot Nuts]

Heavy duty professional poker table with beer holders chip holders and if you smoke cigarette holders bought it for $1500 will sell for $350 or best offer!!!It’s heavy duty and very heavy is over 200 pounds.

Now I'm very curious about it. I sent Miguel a message. Will post his response. Hell I might buy it.

 

[Skagglio]

Heavy duty professional poker table with beer holders chip holders and if you smoke cigarette holders bought it for $1500 will sell for $350 or best offer!!!It’s heavy duty and very heavy is over 200 pounds.

Now I'm very curious about it. I sent Miguel a message. Will post his response. Hell I might buy it.

Cheap shipping to Raleigh for sure.

 

[vanislander]

I've definately seen worse but guy wants $500 for it. Why felt a cup holder?

 

[swana]

But are the dice chips included?!?!

 

[upNdown]

View attachment 909373I've definately seen worse but guy wants $500 for it. Why felt a cup holder?

I’m so mortified by the kiddie ride from the last page, that this one just looks like a decent table to me.
(I especially like the space for your freezer dinner)

 

[TheJack]

View attachment 909373I've definately seen worse but guy wants $500 for it. Why felt a cup holder?

So on one side you put a drink and you cant put your arm there. You put all your weight on one arm and you are realy close to other players drink... but the cupholder is very deep so you dont need to be worried and can enjoy the quality of those awesome dice chips.

 

[jgudnas]

ahh.. seeing posts in this thread makes me want to browse kijiji.
here is a winner, "Good Condition, $150". Seems to me it has some holes in it.

 

[tabletalker7]

ahh.. seeing posts in this thread makes me want to browse kijiji.
here is a winner, "Good Condition, $150". Seems to me it has some holes in it.
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You sure this table doesn't have glass there for the old school hole card cameras?

 

[jgudnas]

and one more for your consideration..
not overly horrible except the asking price.. "felt stained"
but hey, it comes with a second topper, so you can ignore the stained felt.
i guess you are just paying for the chairs..

 

[Hot Nuts]

Heavy duty professional poker table with beer holders chip holders and if you smoke cigarette holders bought it for $1500 will sell for $350 or best offer!!!It’s heavy duty and very heavy is over 200 pounds.

Now I'm very curious about it. I sent Miguel a message. Will post his response. Hell I might buy it.

Me: Hi Miguel, this is a very intriguing custom table. I have some questions. Which parts are the beer holders, chip holders, cigarette holders (I smoke cigars, will it hold cigars?). Trying to visualize how it works. Is it portable? Thanks!

Miguel: The little arms are beer holders they sit down by your lap, cigarette holders are right in front, And the chip holders are on the opposite side of you the little square compartment is for ashtrays.

Me: That helps, but where do players sit? Do they have to have a separate chair?

Miguel: In between the little arms that stick down can you put chairs in between them.

Me: Gotcha. Do you know what the table height is?

Miguel: It’s average table height I’ve never measured it but I can.

Me: That's ok, average is fine. Hard to tell from the picture.

Miguel: I haven’t had a best offer so maybe the first offer will win it plus it’s very heavy to ship. Thank you for asking and have a great day.


I still can't visualize this. I mean if the chair goes between the arms, are you having to lean sideways to see your cards on the putt putt mat? Someone designed this on drugs.

I need someone to photoshop in some pics of a chair, poker chips, a beer, pack of lung darts and an ashtray.

 

[Machine]

This help?

 

[Gear]

This help?


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Yes, but.... no

 

[opengun]

3D Printed?

 

[Machine]

3D Printed?

looks more like fiberglass molded to me

 

[jgudnas]

Me: Hi Miguel, this is a very intriguing custom table. I have some questions. Which parts are the beer holders, chip holders, cigarette holders (I smoke cigars, will it hold cigars?). Trying to visualize how it works. Is it portable? Thanks!

Miguel: The little arms are beer holders they sit down by your lap, cigarette holders are right in front, And the chip holders are on the opposite side of you the little square compartment is for ashtrays.

Me: That helps, but where do players sit? Do they have to have a separate chair?

Miguel: In between the little arms that stick down can you put chairs in between them.

Me: Gotcha. Do you know what the table height is?

Miguel: It’s average table height I’ve never measured it but I can.

Me: That's ok, average is fine. Hard to tell from the picture.

Miguel: I haven’t had a best offer so maybe the first offer will win it plus it’s very heavy to ship. Thank you for asking and have a great day.


I still can't visualize this. I mean if the chair goes between the arms, are you having to lean sideways to see your cards on the putt putt mat? Someone designed this on drugs.

I need someone to photoshop in some pics of a chair, poker chips, a beer, pack of lung darts and an ashtray.

best my photoshopping skills can do for now..

 

[Highli99]

We need the seller to take a picture with at least two people. I must know how players mount this beast.

 

[Hot Nuts]

best my photoshopping skills can do for now..

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I get it now. Thanks. So basically it's a stylish custom table with built in drink carts and cig storage with a waterfall overflow for overfilled beers.

 

[Chipandchair]

Still confused. Which part goes up your a$$

 

[FordPickup92]

Omg guys this is the best

 

[Mr Winberg]

If (when) I play at this table, I'll use that chip slide for betting EVERY TIME

"I see your three hundred....Weeeeeeeee!!!"



"...and, I raise you another three hundred...Weeeeeeeeee!!!"

 

[Gear]

Still confused. Which part goes up your a$$

The part where it costs $350

If (when) I play at this table, I'll use that chip slide for betting EVERY TIME

View attachment 909532

"I see your three hundred....Weeeeeeeee!!!"



"...and, I raise you another three hundred...Weeeeeeeeee!!!"

string bet

 

[Mr Winberg]

string bet

In this case I'd let that slide

 

[sharik224]

So the tables not the worst thing ever, but $10k? even asking $1k now for it is ludicrous.
i wonder if the trash is included.

 

[allforcharity]

So the tables not the worst thing ever, but $10k? even asking $1k now for it is ludicrous.
i wonder if the trash is included.
View attachment 909601

Originally bought in 1973 for 10k lire, maybe

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

Ok. Never seen this one before.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Ok. Never seen this one before.

View attachment 910033

Terrible table, but excellent Feng Shui?

 

[allforcharity]

Terrible table, but excellent Feng Shui?
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Nope. Playing on a table like that will block my chi flow pretty fast.

 

[legonick]

Ok. Never seen this one before.

View attachment 910033

Huh. OK with never seeing it again, either.