Fugly Poker Table Thread (46 Viewers)

[LotsOfChips]

Ladies and gentlemen…[drum roll please]…

I give you The Franklin

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Raised glass felt?

That, sharp edges poking out of the corners, crappy jig-saw cut marks on the curve, weird and unusable cup holder locations, table legs right at the end (making it impossible to sit on the ends)…

This table seems to have it all!

Edit: almost forgot the bonus loose and wrinkled vinyl rail…

 

[BonScot]

That, sharp edges poking out of the corners, crappy jig-saw cut marks on the curve, weird and unusable cup holder locations, table legs right at the end (making it impossible to sit on the ends)…

This table seems to have it all!

Edit: almost forgot the bonus loose and wrinkled vinyl rail…

The bookies have stopped taking bets. The Franklin is going to run away with the main prize at this year’s Fuglies.

If anyone wants me to enquire about it let me know. I’m assuming that £50 is a typo and it should be £50k.

 

[allforcharity]

There must be some sort of contest to see how much money and time one can spend to make something utterly useless.

 

[Poker Zombie]

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Ladies and gentlemen…[drum roll please]…

I give you The Franklin

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COVID - Sheltering at home, with too much time and no taste, has given us some of the most spectacular results.

 

[BigCountryHateU]

Found this in the wild

 

[Poker Zombie]

Found this in the wild

Built on wheels, so it is much easier to take it out to the curb.

 

[allforcharity]

Built on wheels, so it is much easier to take it out to the curb.

Or behind the woodshed?

 

[umbkcshah]

Don't miss out on this one!!!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/361873822629264/

 

[Machine]

Don't miss out on this one!!!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/361873822629264/

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"will be making more"..

 

[Poker Zombie]

Completely unique and quality! Compact for travel. Perfect for tailgating, college dorms, cottages, apartments or anyone with just 3 friends, two of whom have no legs!

Fixed his post.

 

[allforcharity]

Maybe the players on the short sides are supposed to lie down on long divans and play sideways (while being fed grapes and fanned by large palm fronds).

 

[jgudnas]

Don't miss out on this one!!!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/361873822629264/

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"Hand carved chip trays" wtf? although it looks like they may be a block of wood that's been drill pressed, vs carved. of course, the one side doesn't have an edge, so all the chips can fall in your lap..

 

[jgudnas]

Everytime someone posts something new on here, i get this urge to check out kijiji.. here is one:

real wood and exposed screw construction, with some poles to use as legs.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Fixed his post.

I couldn't resist. I sent the seller a message asking about this... Will be interesting to see if he replies.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

I couldn't resist. I sent the seller a message asking about this... Will be interesting to see if he replies.

LOL, got a butthurt reply and he blocked me.

 

[Kentucky]

<Whispers> I’m not sure that’s a (professional) poker table.

 

[Poker Zombie]

<Whispers> I’m not sure that’s a (professional) poker table.

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I'm certain I'm not the only one that is interested - in the chips.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

I'm certain I'm not the only one that is interested - in the chips.

I once had to buy a blackjack table I didn't want to get some chips...

Anybody here need a blackjack table? It's not even fugly.

 

[Himewad]

It’s the only picture they posted in the ad.

 

[BearMetal]

It’s the only picture they posted in the ad.

Brilliant!!! We cannot tell how horribly fugly it is because it's so blurry.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Listen, if your poker table doesn't look like that by the end of the night, you're not drinking enough!

 

[allforcharity]

So is that a blurfug or a fugblur?

 

[chipinla]

Little 2fer on Marketplace today ha.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Little 2fer on Marketplace today ha.
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Can you grab those and hold them for me? I'll be up in KC in a month or so...

 

[allforcharity]

Little 2fer on Marketplace today ha.
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I thought this might be some sort of reversible table, with two bad sides.

 

[mburnznj]

Looks like a Jackson Pollock on the underside......

 

[Beakertwang]

@CraigT78, need another table for your room?
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3313896795599829/

 

[BigCountryHateU]

I thought that was exposed foam but that's real Brazilian cow right there

 

[Himewad]

@CraigT78, need another table for your room?
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3313896795599829/
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That's crazy. I was initially so distracted by the cow fur (I didn't realize how furry cows are), that I missed the epoxy playing surface with the barbed wire betting line. Wow.

 

[Machine]

This is tilting, the table looks, I'm going to say like decent quality, even the cow hide isn't a deal breaker for me, but who's ever ideal it was to use epoxy or glass like surface to play cards on .. I just can't.

This really sucks its not a bad table short of the playing surface which is like 99.9999999% of the purpose. I might even use this as a 'must move table'