Fugly Poker Table Thread (22 Viewers)

[tabletalker7]

So you're saying this design may have been duplicated by others? Intentionally???

What are they putting on that outer racetrack? Snacks? Elbows and drinks are on the padded rail. Wouldn't really be wanting my chips out there. Anything out there is in high likelihood of getting bumped to the floor. I simply can't come up with a single (good or bad) reason for that.

I don't know. I never built one. I remember seeing this style online though

 

[allforcharity]

I've got nothing... Literally unable to wrap my head around the why of this...

Don't overthink it. It's just your standard shitty table. Other monstrosities await!

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/304491945229?hash=item46e5225d0d:g:vvAAAOSwwk5hv2Hw I put this one in the category of "awful taste but great execution." I just don't get the basketball court...

Well, Kentucky fans are pretty crazy about their basketball teams. I think the idea of sports themed poker tables is pretty cool myself. I would consider owning a baseball themed one, or maybe even one that looks like a golf course. Hmmm, idea to file away for future consideration...

Damn straight we are. That’s the Mecca of college basketball. Been there for hundreds of games!


But, umm, yeah, it’s not a good look for a table. But there is worse. I saw one for Louisville, some people have no taste at all. LOL


Oh, and PS, that seller is a vendor here too.

 

[PlayerADK]

"like new" Lmao

I suppose if you say "like" new then anything is "like new"

 

[Poker Zombie]

That will pair nicely with my "like new" hot dog roller!

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

"like new" Lmao

I suppose if you say "like" new then anything is "like new"

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Some of you people are so damn picky. It just needs to be cleaned up a bit. Underneath 30 years of dirt, dust, ashes, spilled drinks and food, I'm sure that table looks just like new! You might have to refinish the wood and replace the vinyl and the felt, but that's no big deal! Why are you so afraid of a little work in order to have a "like new" table???

 

[chipinla]

This is How I imagine every player looks to each other player at this table.

 

[chipinla]

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This is How I imagine every player looks to each other player at this table.
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[Hot Nuts]

Not exactly fugly, but that gap in the rail, shrinkage? And WTF is the felt made of, vinyl? Can you iron the wrinkles out?

Poker Table 8 ft. Long, Red Felt Excellent Like New Conditon. - $100​

Poker Table 8 ft Long, Red Felt Cut out attached on Top of 6 foot Table with Fold Out Legs. Black Surround, No cup holders. Bargain price If listed it is still available.

 

[chipinla]

Not exactly fugly, but that gap in the rail, shrinkage? And WTF is the felt made of, vinyl?

Poker Table 8 ft. Long, Red Felt Excellent Like New Conditon. - $100​

Poker Table 8 ft Long, Red Felt Cut out attached on Top of 6 foot Table with Fold Out Legs. Black Surround, No cup holders. Bargain price If listed it is still available.

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Is this the adult version of this??

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Is this the adult version of this??
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I would sleep like a baby in that beauty!!!

 

[Eriks]

Not exactly fugly, but that gap in the rail, shrinkage? And WTF is the felt made of, vinyl? Can you iron the wrinkles out?

Poker Table 8 ft. Long, Red Felt Excellent Like New Conditon. - $100​

Poker Table 8 ft Long, Red Felt Cut out attached on Top of 6 foot Table with Fold Out Legs. Black Surround, No cup holders. Bargain price If listed it is still available.

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[FDLmold]

wtf

 

[allforcharity]

wtf

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Wow . If it wasn't a table I'd easily mistake that for super long wainscoting.

 

[Kentucky]

It's a good effort, but it's a no from me.

 

[FDLmold]

I think you'd cut your arms resting them on this table.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I think you'd cut your arms resting them on this table.

I think you'd break the table resting your arms on the table.

 

[buzzmonkey]

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It's a good effort, but it's a no from me.

 

[Rhodeman77]

Because everyone loves a good 11 handed game.

 

[Machine]

Because everyone loves a good 11 handed game.

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Its good to be player 6!

 

[FDLmold]

Better not seat a fat guy at 1 or 11. Or even a medium guy!

 

[allforcharity]

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It's a good effort, but it's a no from me.

That looks so expensive and useless

 

[Hot Nuts]

Because everyone loves a good 11 handed game.

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This Is Spinal Tap's table.

Nigel Tufnel : The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the table, eleven,....

Marty DiBergi : Oh, I see. And most poker tables only go up to ten?

Nigel Tufnel : Exactly. If an extra player shows up, you have a seat ready.

 

[xdan]

..it’s one crowder

 

[doublebooyah85]

This felt was trash at the Paris room/purple area. Think dirty concrete pool table.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

wtf

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[MrCatPants]

I would like a poker table inspired by modern Dutch furniture.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplac...wse_serp:36b7269f-71e7-4aae-8677-404b30169130

What hath God wrought....

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/732772327970107/?ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp:36b7269f-71e7-4aae-8677-404b30169130

What hath God wrought....

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So much wrong here. But the the cup holder spacing, WTF?

 

[Poker Zombie]

Who needs a rail when you have studded velvet pockets to catch cards that are pitched too hard?