Fugly Poker Table Thread (25 Viewers)

[Dodger]

Can you imagine a self-dealt game where you are sitting on the end? Trying to pitch cards on that long narrow felt and keep them from hitting the raised wooden border on the sides and flipping over would be a challenge, to say the least.

I don’t think the deck would get passed around on this table. Looks like there is a dedicated dealer position where the chip tray is.



Oh….wait….

 

[Rooster410]

Racetrack needs to be bigger imo

 

[Poker Zombie]

I want to say that was a table that belonged to someone here or back on the Blue Wall. I remember trying to talk him out of that rope trim.

 

[jgudnas]

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well it's not the worst i've ever seen.. although pushing all in over that rope bump would be interesting..

 

[tabletalker7]

I am personally a HUGE fan of the electrical tape rail. That's why this table is such a keeper

 

[BearMetal]

It would be hard to see bets. Bottle caps - way better

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/amazing-find-sealed-in-epoxy.90948/

I think most chips would like fine ... It can be done!

 

[umbkcshah]

So many unique features in one table...

 

[dpeks13]

Another beauty for tree fiddy.

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One 7 person full size vintage poker table- hand built - $350​

Have for sell one vintage poker table in good condition does have some wear on padded upholstery/leathered finish. Comes with covered top that is laminated and glued. Underside could use some clapping and regluing of wood portion. This table was very much used in a true card house can seat 7 and is great to have for entertainment, eat dinner on top and take lid off play cards. Also comes with petalstool type attachment to stand on needs to be mounted with screws..Any true house man knows this pays for itself if you handle the game. Also have a large roll of fabric used to cover it in black I will let you have. Serious inquiries please. No time for silliness let's make a deal and play a hand or two. Thanks more info pics or measurements, email please phone numbers help reply time. Thanks for looking

I picture the underside of this having a giant wasps nest

 

[Poker Zombie]

So many unique features in one table...

If you are able to replace the surface, that's not actually too bad. Amateurish to be sure, but a fair first effort.

 

[Himewad]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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Judging from the rail, I'll bet the velvet has a... distinctive ...odor.

 

[EmptyPocs]

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What more could you ask for for that price!

And this beauty for $300!
Who needs a betting line? Anything in front of your drinks is forward action and stands!
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bonus: you can play cornhole with these

 

[EmptyPocs]

For your next limit game (trays for days):

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for the chip collector that wants all collections in play
(or a crazy baller game (the pickup is used as a plaque))

 

[Hot Nuts]

 

[EmptyPocs]

Another beauty for tree fiddy.

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I think that landed there (on the vintage deck).

 

[Himewad]

Looks like someone’s tape measure wasn’t quite working properly when they were measuring the space between the cup holders. I’m gonna be a grumpy boy if I’m sitting to the right of the dealer at this table.

 

[allforcharity]

Looks like there's a fair amount of damage there, too. Piling on the fugly!

 

[B.C.]

Looks like someone’s tape measure wasn’t quite working properly when they were measuring the space between the cup holders. I’m gonna be a grumpy boy if I’m sitting to the right of the dealer at this table.

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Nah, it's perfect for Circus games. 1 left-handed dealer, 1 giant, 2 midgets, 5 clowns.

 

[lebronfan]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/304491945229?hash=item46e5225d0d:g:vvAAAOSwwk5hv2Hw I put this one in the category of "awful taste but great execution." I just don't get the basketball court...

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/304491945229?hash=item46e5225d0d:g:vvAAAOSwwk5hv2Hw I put this one in the category of "awful taste but great execution." I just don't get the basketball court...

Well, Kentucky fans are pretty crazy about their basketball teams. I think the idea of sports themed poker tables is pretty cool myself. I would consider owning a baseball themed one, or maybe even one that looks like a golf course. Hmmm, idea to file away for future consideration...

 

[MrCatPants]

Advertised as a poker table so it counts. Yes those are guns accenting the wine barrel.

Saddle up boys, playin' some poker to-night!

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Advertised as a poker table so it counts. Yes those are guns accenting the wine barrel.

Saddle up boys, playin' some poker to-night!

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Hey, you have to store your saddles somewhere when they're not on your horse! Might as well get double duty out of them.

 

[WedgeRock]

$1600 - https://www.delta-13.com/products/wine-barrel-poker-table?variant=41166270855

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

$1600 - https://www.delta-13.com/products/wine-barrel-poker-table?variant=41166270855

I kinda like the wine barrel base. Since seller is custom building these, maybe he could be convinced to put an actual functional top on, in either round, hex or octagon.

 

[allforcharity]

Wow, those saddle-stools look heavy. Better post this in the horse-racing game thread.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

I've got nothing... Literally unable to wrap my head around the why of this...

 

[EmptyPocs]

Advertised as a poker table so it counts. Yes those are guns accenting the wine barrel.

Saddle up boys, playin' some poker to-night!

 

[Kentucky]

I've got nothing... Literally unable to wrap my head around the why of this...

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Saw a picture of a poker table once and made this based on a vague memory.

“Why?” is the right question.

 

[tabletalker7]

I've got nothing... Literally unable to wrap my head around the why of this...

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Saw a picture of a poker table once and made this based on a vague memory.

“Why?” is the right question.

I remember these. It looks like one of those home table builds from the early 2000s when poker first started gaining popularity. Back then it was common for amateurs to use pool noodles thinking that was how you got a nice rail

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

I remember these. It looks like one of those home table builds from the early 2000s when poker first started gaining popularity. Back then it was common for amateurs to use pool noodles thinking that was how you got a nice rail

So you're saying this design may have been duplicated by others? Intentionally???

What are they putting on that outer racetrack? Snacks? Elbows and drinks are on the padded rail. Wouldn't really be wanting my chips out there. Anything out there is in high likelihood of getting bumped to the floor. I simply can't come up with a single (good or bad) reason for that.