Fugly Poker Table Thread (19 Viewers)

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Tired of playing on your dining room table... well with a few simple modifications you could build this and save the $700 asking price.

I want to see the size of this guys (dice?) chip collection!!!

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/572937164748737/?mibextid=dXMIcH

Ayo, I'm not mad at someone wanting cheap chips and a topper, but EXCELLENT CONDITION? WHADDABOUT THE VOMIT?! Go Dawgs...

 

[Poker Zombie]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/572937164748737/?mibextid=dXMIcH

Ayo, I'm not mad at someone wanting cheap chips and a topper, but EXCELLENT CONDITION? WHADDABOUT THE VOMIT?! Go Dawgs...

I hope that's vomit...

 

[LowerBama1714]

I hope that's vomit...

Did Peter North go to Georgia?

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

I hope that's vomit...

If yours looks like that, IMMEDIATELY see a doctor hahaha

 

[BDub]

I hope that's vomit...

Let's get real... no one is getting excited by, or laid (on or near) that topper.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Let's get real... no one is getting excited by, or laid (on or near) that topper.

I dunno man, the Dawgs are a BFD down here haha, its got 4 G-spots!

 

[BDub]

Go Dawgs means something different in Washington. Hahaha

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I have no idea what is going on here.
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That table looks like a pachinko machine.

 

[chipinla]

That table looks like a pachinko machine.

 

[mike32]

Nice beaver!

 

[Poker Zombie]

 

[allforcharity]

Nice beaver!
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Dam(n) that table

 

[Silver_Fiend]

I think those table legs need some "adjusting"

 

[dpeks13]

I think they used one of my parent's old couches from the early 90s for the felt

 

[Nymor]

Nice beaver!
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A labour of love.

Looking a little choppy though

so those fish are probably safe for now

 

[Nine_high]

Perfect for those nights you'll be double fisting.

Birdcage $25 extra but it holds 6,000 chips! Or a bird.

 

[BDub]

Be careful to only use Apache cases only or you could lose chips through the bars.

 

[Nine_high]

Be careful to only use Apache cases only or you could lose chips through the bars.

I contacted the seller and suggested they add this caveat

 

[mike32]

Any Nascar fans out there?

 

[Silver_Fiend]

Any Nascar fans out there?
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Shake and Bake!

 

[LowerBama1714]

Any Nascar fans out there?
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Matching chairs….boss.

 

[Northman]

Any Nascar fans out there?
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JFC - also hope this photo was taken before a good cleaning and not in ready to play condition...

 

[Hot Nuts]

Perfect for those nights you'll be double fisting.

Birdcage $25 extra but it holds 6,000 chips! Or a bird.

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I once found a craigslist add for "Poker chips and curling iron"

 

[wickedwonka121]

Any Nascar fans out there?
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Should sell fast. Teehee

 

[Silver_Fiend]

Should sell fast. Teehee

Yeah, but the play is required to go counter-clockwise around the table.

 

[Silver_Fiend]

OH, I just thought of a new circus game. It's Hold'em, but the play goes left instead of right, and on the final card the dealer rolls 2 8-sided dice and if the numbers comes up "88", the first community card gets burned!

 

[wickedwonka121]

OH, I just thought of a new circus game. It's Hold'em, but the play goes left instead of right, and on the final card the dealer rolls 2 8-sided dice and if the numbers comes up "88", the first community card gets burned!

then deal a new one or play with 4 on the board?

 

[BigSlickTux]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/572937164748737/?mibextid=dXMIcH

Ayo, I'm not mad at someone wanting cheap chips and a topper, but EXCELLENT CONDITION? WHADDABOUT THE VOMIT?! Go Dawgs...

I had a topper almost exactly like this that I took to the field with me when I was in the Army. I just had to play poker in all conditions.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

I had a topper almost exactly like this that I took to the field with me when I was in the Army. I just had to play poker in all conditions.

Good! Do what you have to do, we had one on the Navy vessel too, but you know DAMN well neither of us would call that excellent condition!