Fugly Poker Table Thread (54 Viewers)

[BonScot]

This one has been well thought out…

 

[pluto]

Cup holders recycled from his Chevy Astro Van

 

[LowerBama1714]

This one has been well thought out…

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Think those assholes know they are playing the same hand?

 

[LowerBama1714]

Think those assholes know they are playing the same hand?

I’m the asshole looking at this and driving…I should have zoomed in. This is precisely why I lose at poker….

 

[BDub]

Couple gems in the Chicago area recently: $310

well used just $100
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Just goes to show you don't need good equipment for a regular game?

 

[LowerBama1714]

I’m the asshole looking at this and driving…I should have zoomed in. This is precisely why I lose at poker….

I was at a stoplight….

 

[MrCatPants]

 

[Pinesol13]

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I think the idea here is you keep a bucket under the table, then you can dump all your chips through the hole for a quick cash out. Genius!

 

[BGinGA]

"I only have five friends."

 

[BDub]

How do you decide on an oval inside a hexagon?

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Couple gems in the Chicago area recently: $310
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well used just $100
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this one is ONLY $1000:
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I gotta be honest. I don't HATE the first one. I would make a neoprene insert for the playing surface, and would prefer that the rail wasn't so wide. But I'd play on that if someone gave it to me.

 

[allforcharity]

Is that masking tape on the rail corners?

 

[BDub]

Is that masking tape on the rail corners?

 

[LowerBama1714]

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3M tape is everywhere…you have excellent taste.

 

[BDub]

I used basically the same thing for the trim stripe on one of my Volvos
Hey when you have a project to finish (like a hexagon through hole poker table) and it's what's laying around...

 

[LotsOfChips]

The latest entry... (entries, there are two hidden in the photos)

Details​

• Condition
  Used - Fair

100 per table. Half barrel legs. No rips. Decent condition.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1747972398880820/?hoisted=false&ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp:43782401-e3de-405d-92eb-c9dc856ca018


(Great price!! I can't believe these are still here at this price!)

 

[tabletalker7]

I can't believe this is still here at this price!

I can

 

[LowerBama1714]

The latest entry...

Details​

• Condition
  Used - Fair

100 per table. Half barrel legs. No rips. Decent condition.

Great price!! I can't believe this is still here at this price!

Looks like it was mistaken for a litter box…

 

[Himewad]

Good god. It looks like those garbage bags could contain bodies based on the surroundings.

 

[tabletalker7]

Looks like it was mistaken for a litter box…

Was it really a mistake?

 

[LowerBama1714]

Looks like it was mistaken for a litter box…

I was right!!!!

 

[Poker Zombie]

...and this is why nobody has invented smell-o-vision.

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

The latest entry... (entries, there are two hidden in the photos)

Details​

• Condition
  Used - Fair

100 per table. Half barrel legs. No rips. Decent condition.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1747972398880820/?hoisted=false&ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp:43782401-e3de-405d-92eb-c9dc856ca018


(Great price!! I can't believe these are still here at this price!)

"Decent condition" SIR

 

[Silver_Fiend]

The latest entry... (entries, there are two hidden in the photos)

Details​

• Condition
  Used - Fair

100 per table. Half barrel legs. No rips. Decent condition.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1747972398880820/?hoisted=false&ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp:43782401-e3de-405d-92eb-c9dc856ca018


(Great price!! I can't believe these are still here at this price!)

My god, dont spray any luminol on that table. I think that somebody got murdered on that table.

 

[umbkcshah]

Tired of playing on your dining room table... well with a few simple modifications you could build this and save the $700 asking price.

 

[inapinch]

Tired of playing on your dining room table... well with a few simple modifications you could build this and save the $700 asking price.

"build me something where all the dealers can play each other while eating at a buffet."

"say no more fam."

 

[jgudnas]

Tired of playing on your dining room table... well with a few simple modifications you could build this and save the $700 asking price.

save $700 on the table. Spend $700 to buy enough dice chips so players feel they have enough stacks in their trays.

 

[BDub]

Tired of playing on your dining room table... well with a few simple modifications you could build this and save the $700 asking price.

The underside of this must be terrifying.

 

[wickedwonka121]

Tired of playing on your dining room table... well with a few simple modifications you could build this and save the $700 asking price.

This is a custom build for either basketball players or volleyball players. No one else can reach. Also, they run $1/$2 cash games using fracs so the stacks are deep. Nice!!

 

[allforcharity]

It's amazing how someone can build something so exacting and completely useless. Hats off.