Fugly Poker Table Thread (29 Viewers)

[BGinGA]

Batman wants his table back

First thing that crossed my mind was Worf's Klingon bat'leth sword of honor:

 

[UTGPoker]

Why??

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Charge your phone man!!

 

[72o]

It's actually a real comfy table for pregos and beer bellys.

 

[RainmanTrail]

I just found this photograph as I was going through some boxes in my storage of the first poker table I ever built. I was 17 or 18 I believe at the time... Definitely belongs in this thread! Hahaha...

I think I better stick with math

 

[Poker Zombie]

I just found this photograph as I was going through some boxes in my storage of the first poker table I ever built. I was 17 or 18 I believe at the time... Definitely belongs in this thread! Hahaha...

I think I better stick with math

All it's missing are the proper descriptors:

• 8 player casino style poker table
• one of a kind!
• $300 o.b.o.

 

[iblonger]

Only 80 bucks!

 

[atomiktoaster]

Only 80 bucks!
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That looks like some kinda Christmas-themed whack-a-mole.

 

[Stylin]

Only 80 bucks!
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I don't even know what to say to this ...

 

[chipjoker]

Looks like some kind of giant board game......???

 

[Strike1st]

Wtf!?

 

[Marius L]

Hahaha that one is so silly

 

[BGinGA]

If that was in my garage/basement, I'd probably PAY somebody 80 bucks to haul it away.....

 

[Pokerdweebz]

I was on CL and wondered why it looked familiar...oh yeah we're from the same county....

 

[Toonexile]

If that was in my garage/basement, I'd probably PAY somebody 80 bucks to haul it away.....

If it was in my garage, I'd pay someone $80 to burn the house down!

 

[luckbox]

i think i posted this here before but we should do a group buy on some of these and whoever is closest to the location of the Seller has to go over pay them the money bring it out on their driveway and either burn it, cut it up with a chain saw or run over it with their car.......so these things never see the light of day ever again, of course video is required.

i will pay up to a hundo to see that...GB?

 

[doakwolf]

Why??

LOL, I saw that one on Gumtree last week, Stocky! So bad!

That said, I'm afraid my current table would actually be suited to this thread (n) :thumbsdown:

 

[brains613]

LOL, I saw that one on Gumtree last week, Stocky! So bad!

That said, I'm afraid my current table would actually be suited to this thread (n) :thumbsdown:

You can't leave that comment without pictures. We demand them!

 

[doakwolf]

HAHA alright... I'll upload something this evening!

 

[doakwolf]

OK @brains613 here it is! It's due for a re-felt and is a half (well, not even half) finished project. The fabric is faux suede. I actually like the feel of it. The betting line was a recent test I did to see how it went hahaha

 

[shawn15p]

The felt burns my eyes

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I was just looking on craigslist and seen this----turrrible

 

[Ronoh]

i think i posted this here before but we should do a group buy on some of these and whoever is closest to the location of the Seller has to go over pay them the money bring it out on their driveway and either burn it, cut it up with a chain saw or run over it with their car.......so these things never see the light of day ever again, of course video is required.

i will pay up to a hundo to see that...GB?

I once bought a Michigan jacket for no other reason than to bring it home, hang it on a tree and record it burning. It was magnificent. Have to see if I can find that video one of these days.

 

[Hot Nuts]

I once bought a Michigan jacket for no other reason than to bring it home, hang it on a tree and record it burning. It was magnificent. Have to see if I can find that video one of these days.

You will be instabanned from future chiproom sales. Jim's a Michigan grad.

 

[Ronoh]

You will be instabanned from future chiproom sales. Jim's a Michigan grad.

He knows where I'm from, he'd understand

 

[brains613]

OK @brains613 here it is! It's due for a re-felt and is a half (well, not even half) finished project. The fabric is faux suede. I actually like the feel of it. The betting line was a recent test I did to see how it went hahaha

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Please. That wouldn't even break the top hundred in this thread or the one over on the blue wall. That's a fine table!

 

[doakwolf]

Ha, thanks mate. Too kind. It probably looks worse in real life. It does the job though

 

[Poker Zombie]

He knows where I'm from, he'd understand

It all makes sense now....

Ronoh buys a U-M jacket and burns it in a tree. Trees everywhere are pissed at Ronoh, because Meeeeshigan rules, and all trees are Michigan football fans. Ronoh goes to Florida meet-up where trees finally have a shot at taking Ronoh out, with a deadly coconut strike.

Like Michigan quarterbacks, tree misses target.

 

[Mr Tree]

It all makes sense now....

Ronoh buys a U-M jacket and burns it in a tree. Trees everywhere are pissed at Ronoh, because Meeeeshigan rules, and all trees are Michigan football fans. Ronoh goes to Florida meet-up where trees finally have a shot at taking Ronoh out, with a deadly coconut strike.

Like Michigan quarterbacks, tree misses target.

In April Ronoh is eliminated from S@P by Mr Tree whose wife was born in...wait for it....Michigan.

The cycle is complete.

 

[200 Motels]

Ooooo here's a new one.

 

[Strike1st]

Ooooo here's a new one.

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Who thinks up this shit? A carnie worker?

 

[Forest@Farmington]

http://appleton.craigslist.org/fuo/5468542953.html

Think I can add to the list.