Fugly Poker Table Thread (35 Viewers)

[KarateMaster72]

I was pretty close to that thinking when I was building tables when I realised that a good (not great, but good) table is...

• A lightly padded surface that allows cards to glide. The surface should be level from rail to rail.
• A rail. Padded and clean is best. Unpadded is acceptable, dirty is not.
• Legs that don't get in the way.

I've made a very good table utilizing 2 used Ikea tables. Take the legs, scrap the rest. It's just a matter of realising that a 1/2" piece of plywood and legs is a table, if you add a decent rail and add some foam and felt / speed cloth.

That's awesome! I would love to build a custom table I am sure it would be a lot cheaper than buying one. But I am not good at stuff like that, as a matter of fact I'm more like Wreck-It Ralph

 

[CptainCanuck]

You can tell the table's been well cared for. I especially love the cupholders cut into the playing surface from the rail.

 

[KarateMaster72]

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You can tell the table's been well cared for. I especially love the cupholders cut into the playing surface from the rail.

I mean. I don't hate it. I've seen waaaaaaaaaay worse. Plus it has a lot of room to fold clothes on

 

[Dodger]

Description from ad:

Handcrafted game table/poker table. Wood table stands 30" tall with removable legs. Over 550 beer caps, card hands, and poker chips are inset with a bar coat epoxy finish.

 

[lewan]

Description from ad:

Handcrafted game table/poker table. Wood table stands 30" tall with removable legs. Over 550 beer caps, card hands, and poker chips are inset with a bar coat epoxy finish.

i think i would have a seizure playing poker on this table

 

[KarateMaster72]

i think i would have a seizure playing poker on this table

Every hand would be a bomb pot. How the heck would you be able to read the run out?

 

[Dodger]

Oh man, this is a new one.

Every hand would be a bomb pot. How the heck would you be able to read the run out?

The table has 8 built in sets of community cards for those bomb pots. But you don’t know which is ‘live’ until showdown.

 

[lewan]

Description from ad:

Handcrafted game table/poker table. Wood table stands 30" tall with removable legs. Over 550 beer caps, card hands, and poker chips are inset with a bar coat epoxy finish.

i think this guy has to be a troll for sure. he's asking for tree'fiddy. must be a pcfer doing this for bait

 

[KarateMaster72]

Oh man, this is a new one.

The table has 8 built in sets of community cards for those bomb pots. But you don’t know which is ‘live’ until showdown.

That just hurts my brain

 

[KarateMaster72]

i think this guy has to be a troll for sure. he's asking for tree'fiddy. must be a pcfer doing this for bait

Well it was about that time that I noticed that the Guy selling the poker table was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleolithic era

 

[Dodger]

Found another….

The barrel acts as the base, but also….but ALSO, the playing surface.

 

[KarateMaster72]

Found another….

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The barrel acts as the base, but also….but ALSO, the playing surface.

This one looks like you could play a quick game and then use the table as a bongo

 

[allforcharity]

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Description from ad:

Handcrafted game table/poker table. Wood table stands 30" tall with removable legs. Over 550 beer caps, card hands, and poker chips are inset with a bar coat epoxy finish.

This looks like some sort of redneck/disco theme. And I can't jive with either of them.

Found another….

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The barrel acts as the base, but also….but ALSO, the playing surface.

So good that it's NEVER BEEN USED. And it's an off-red octagon, so you know what that means....

 

[Poker Zombie]

Found another….

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The barrel acts as the base, but also….but ALSO, the playing surface.

"Lasered the 4 suits on". I'm assuming he thinks the suits are, Ac, He, So, and N?

Also, for those that have never built a table, 41" tall is 12" taller than a normal table. I've heard of "standing games", but isn't the reward for winning a hand supposed to be being able to sit back down?

 

[chipinla]

Too tacky and cliché for me.

 

[Dodger]

Too tacky and cliché for me.
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What do you suppose the golf balls on strings are for?

 

[chipinla]

What do you suppose the golf balls on strings are for?

 

[upNdown]

Too tacky and cliché for me.
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I feel like we’re a pretty tacky, cliche bunch here at pcf

 

[Dodger]

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[chipinla]

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[Dodger]

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[chipinla]

@Josh Kifer You’ve been replaced and kicked out of my MySpace Top 8.

@Dodger

 

[Dodger]

@Josh Kifer You’ve been replaced and kicked out of my MySpace Top 8.

@Dodger
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[wickedwonka121]

Found another….

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The barrel acts as the base, but also….but ALSO, the playing surface.

This how the CC pharoah 1s got ruffd up.

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/buyer-beware-ruffd-up-chips-from-big_dog_fl.108212/

 

[Himewad]

Too tacky and cliché for me.
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[chipinla]

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[TheBigTater]

Not a poker table, but what freaking games are played on this?


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Back in the day, at the county fair there was a table like this that would spin. The vendor dropped a mouse in the middle and you had to guess which hole it would go in. Rodent Roulette, basically.

Yep back in the day 1970's, State Fair had this game. You played and if you guessed right you won cartons of cutbutt cigarettes. Back when Merica' was great!

 

[Dodger]

This how the CC pharoah 1s got ruffd up.

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/buyer-beware-ruffd-up-chips-from-big_dog_fl.108212/

 

[Josh Kifer]

@Josh Kifer You’ve been replaced and kicked out of my MySpace Top 8.

@Dodger
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You removed me months ago. I'm changing my Mood song to sad.

 

[allforcharity]

Too tacky and cliché for me.
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I bet at least 30 PCFers have PM'd you by now for the location and contact details