Fugly Poker Table Thread (7 Viewers)
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Poker and shuffleboard all-in-one
NotRealNameNoSir
4 of a Kind
Not even room for a decent board game, it's like they were trying to squeeze a tournament table into the hallway!
NotRealNameNoSir
4 of a Kind
I forget if this has been posted before, THAT'S REAL INLAID GRANITE. It comes without a base, POSSIBLY BECAUSE IT HAS TO BE MILITARY GRADE. Why!? Who thought of this? I am so confused!
wickedwonka121
Flush
Again reminds me of those cc pharoahs that arrived in peices. Lol. Only ceramics or plastics will work on this table. Sheesh. Fyi, I remember playing for dimes and nickels with the fam way back when. Mom would put a thin towel on the table to give us a padded playing surface. I didn't realize I was being groomed into a degen.
It's not fugly. Just a waste of time and resources.
bigdonkey
Straight
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Pull off the rail, and add a sturdy base, and you've got yourself one nice patio table - and a rail if you decide to build a poker table.
Isn't that the point of this entire thread? All 163 pages full of tables built by idiots so that we can laugh at them.
I cringe seeing tables like this where a tremendous amount of talent and craftsmanship was used to create something that is pretty much unplayable. That rail is a work of art! As is the granite top, which would look fantastic on the floor of my entry way. It's like he created two beautiful things that were never meant to be together.
The top and bottom suck ass. But the middle is dead sexy.
Indyscammer
Flush
Winner of the hand gets the drink in the middle?
BonScot
Straight Flush
I’m going to be honest. I’ve had worse.
That's actually nice work on the rail if it's seamless. Wouldn't buy it, but credit where credit is due.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
That wouldn't be a bad table for running 4 or 5 simultaneous heads-up games.
NotRealNameNoSir
4 of a Kind
Even the cards suck; breaks my heart.
OverwatchUT
New Member
For the low low price of $1,250.
For a second I thought this was a sci-fi model mockup.
That's about what I'd expect from a Steelers fan.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Surf's up dude!
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