Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Doesn't look much worse than the table posted 3 tables earlier in this thread.
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Fugly Poker Table Thread (34 Viewers)
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It burned my eyes so much I couldn’t see it was already posted.
chipinla
Straight Flush
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Nailed it!
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Obviously, the felt can be removed so you can hide your precious dice chips underneath when not in play.
CatDog
Sitting Out
bigdonkey
Straight
Some stains... some lethal, alien, parasite fungus...
DerFabo
Two Pair
Please don't tell me is saying that the stains are easy to remove!?
Is that paint or puke?
bigdonkey
Straight
"easy to fix with new felt"
He's not wrong, I guess.Or you could just replace the LED lights with UV lights and play as-is.
DerFabo
Two Pair
Almost as fugly as this table:
https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/fugly-poker-table-thread.3757/post-2256826
Almost as fugly as this table:
https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/fugly-poker-table-thread.3757/post-2256826
I thought I had seen that one before. Hard to keep up with 165 pages. lol
I wish I had kept a pic of the one I posted on CT back in the day. It was a nightmare of a table plus it had a replica of itself hung from the ceiling upside down.
DerFabo
Two Pair
Wait... what?
Words can't describe it. Only a picture. [kicking myself for not saving it]
Statesvegas
Flush
Thaaaaaaaaat's tetanus. It even has a goddamned razor on it, if it wasn't sharp enough.
DerFabo
Two Pair
Ooof. I missunderstood this whole table. I thought theres some kind of Inlay with a chip tray and/or a cup holder, that gets inserted in those spaces.
You just leave that as it is!?
I thought "that's gotta be some sort of raft."
Dodger
Flush
That ‘ring’ is just the betting line.
merkong
Full House
BonScot
Straight Flush
heiterbiswolkig
Two Pair
buzzmonkey
Flush
Indyscammer
Flush
Crotch beer holders! Keeps them off the table for the spill prone.
The exposed bolt heads are a nice finishing touch.
merkong
Full House
Someone cuts a hole in a kitchen chair for a “personal project” and has the gall to say it’s “weird” when people ask WTF it’s all about…
chipinla
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Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
"Personal Project" must be the acceptable way to say "Glory Hole"
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I remember that table/ "light fixture" anomaly. The table itself was terrible, but they manages to take it to another lever (literally).
LotsOfChips
Flush
Not just “a kitchen chair”, but 20 of them! WTF???
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