Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
$125? Did he epoxy $20 bills under the felt?
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Fugly Poker Table Thread (32 Viewers)
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Get your professional table right here:
But if I have to stage it outside, I’m charging almost twice as much:
But if I have to stage it outside, I’m charging almost twice as much:
Not professional poker table…
For the love of.... who puts a circle off center on a round table??
Can I just sit at the Royal Flush position and, you know, just "play the table" every hand?
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I like the 3 crosses laminated into the table. Lots of tables out there that say "Texas Hold'em". This is the first to declare "God's Game".
chipinla
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Don’t ask me what I was searching for…
I don't know what the heck is going on here, $1500.
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1355566735002682/?mibextid=dXMIcH
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1355566735002682/?mibextid=dXMIcH
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
$1500 is a great price.
You'd have to pay me a lot more than $1500 to drink that much Budweiser / Bud Light.
Let me guess; ad says needs cleaning. Two-tone purple cobweb felt. Does it come with the dice chips?
Just says "Good Condition" and listed for $150. There's gold in them thar cobwebs.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I wish I had an unlimited amount of money.
I would buy the table take it outside, douse it in kerosene, toss a lit match and drive away.
On the other hand, looking at the house, I might just leave it inside and burn it
I would buy the table take it outside, douse it in kerosene, toss a lit match and drive away.
On the other hand, looking at the house, I might just leave it inside and burn it
Oh wow, my eyes were so damaged by the table, that I didn't even see the rest of the photo. I really hope that's the guy's garage or storage space, but somehow I fear that it is his house...
Here's a real winner. Check out the exotic leather work on that rail!
The felt is just a tad below the (negative) awesomeness of the rail.
wickedwonka121
Flush
Bwahahaha!!! This isn't real!!! No way!!!!
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I have to call my dad. I found the leather jacket that he lost in 1972.
Way... Saw it while surfing for tables last night. I can probably find the link if you want it.
wickedwonka121
Flush
Why am I not surprised that this was built by a Sooner fan...
chipinla
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So many emotions from this table… maybe anger, shock, and acceptance?
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
If my grandmother had a table like this when we would go visit her, my sister and I would have stayed out of a lot of trouble.
This is actually a very nice table and doesn't belong in this thread.
chipinla
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The joke of how it looks like different faces clearly went over your head.
Poker Zombie
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Yeah - I missed that too.
Though if you think grandma's end table is angry at you, you may need professional help.
As does everything as I don't have any hair to create turbulence.
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