Fugly Poker Table Thread (10 Viewers)
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Heirloom? Shoulda let this one get buried with Grandpa…
Dodger
Flush
Nymor
Two Pair
That picture is hurting my head. Why is the felt covering the cards at the bottom? Is that felt actually real or (badly) photoshopped to cover something even worse? Were there more pics?
I can't just can't work it out - looks weird. Reminds me of
It is a table “topper“ standing vertically on it’s side so the angle just makes it look like the felt covers that section.That picture is hurting my head. Why is the felt covering the cards at the bottom? Is that felt actually real or (badly) photoshopped to cover something even worse? Were there more pics?
I can't just can't work it out - looks weird. Reminds me of
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1334373457451598/
Nymor
Two Pair
I get it's a topper on it's side but I'm not at all convinced that felt is real - really looks badly shopped in to me. The edges are dead straight and really crisp - doesn't look right at all.
I linked it for you in the prior post. You even get a short video of the heirloom
Nymor
Two Pair
Thanks.
I think I get it but man even with the extra images it's a struggle to get a feel for it. Couldn't he just hold the camera straight and not be so darn close. Even the 1sec video clip was wtf?
And it's tiny. What a mess - smh.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
The 1 second video! that's the selling point! I've always said 30 seconds was too long for commercials. 1 second videos are the future!!!
Reminds me of a boxing ring
AlbinoDragon
Flush
That was the premise for the very first episode of Max Headroom! The new commercials called blipverts, compressed a 30 second commercial into 3. The end result on the viewers was not conducive to repeat (or any) viewership.
(yep... I'm old and a bit of a nerd. I'm commenting on a post referencing obscure Max Headroom knowledge. I'm somehow OK with that,
)
But it's the table itself that has been TKO'd.
Crap table, crap chips, crap shoe - at least it's consistent.
Tony_M
Two Pair
foldable poker table, rowing machine, weight bench
Only $123,456 !!!! This is an amazing bargain! You can have TWO drinks per person for double the fun.
Only $123,456 !!!! This is an amazing bargain! You can have TWO drinks per person for double the fun.
BigJackJones
Straight
“Sh*t stains come right out. See before (left) and after (right)”
NVFlip
Two Pair
Legs? Who needs legs.
NVFlip
Two Pair
"LASERED"
Indyscammer
Flush
You have to get in the right drink rhythm with the guy next to you. Why 4 drink holders and not 8?
BigJackJones
Straight
Looks like a traditional Epirot oven for baking cheese pies, spinach & herb pies and goat meat with potatoes. Slurp!
NVFlip
Two Pair
It looks like a hot plate our chefs at work would display food on as if they made the buffet food fresh that minute.
aurumity
High Hand
not sure how it gets this bad - let alone wanting to sell it
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
You never need to refelt. The black mold goes through-and-through, so it will just grow back after each game - even if anyone ever spilled their glass of bleach!
BigJackJones
Straight
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Sure, people laugh, but that's the best table I've seen... provided you own have a set of chips on the Heptagon in Circle mold.
Also known as the Hic.
Also known as the Hic.
Maybe a rabid Game of Thrones fan can turn this into a Church of the Seven theme.
How much for the cute dog?
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