mattross1313
Full House
Saw this beauty on marketplace. Each player gets their own personal racetrack. It also comes with chips, but you don't want to see them 
Fugly Poker Table Thread (17 Viewers)
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Fantastic, and with pre-dealt cards too!Saw this beauty on marketplace. Each player gets their own personal racetrack. It also comes with chips, but you don't want to see them
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NVFlip
Two Pair
"Steam punk poker table priced to go! Hurry! It won't last long."
Repeat post. Ugly just keeps on going....
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I almost wish PCF had an image search function, just so I could message fugly table sellers that their table has been "for sale" for X months.
Give it up, seller. There's a sucker born every minute. When you spent the time and the money on that table, you locked down all of those minutes.
Give it up, seller. There's a sucker born every minute. When you spent the time and the money on that table, you locked down all of those minutes.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Pool noodle rails, undoubtedly painted black, so expect black forearms after playing on this table.
TonZaga
Straight
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Fantastic leg room (for the dealer and Seat 5)!
Thorn
High Hand
Any Fighting Irish fans out there? Probably miserable to play on, but get some strong magnets and hang it on the fridge with the kids' art projects.
TonZaga
Straight
glad they took the time to put some padding under the table to not scratch it but not enough time on the ND logo....
I did try peaking in the background to see if maybe I recognized a dorm or apartment complex, this just screams drunk college student lol
BigJackJones
Straight
Fixed your post
I did try peaking in the background to see if maybe I recognized a dorm or apartment complex, this just screams drunkcollege studenttoddler lol
Bluegrass Poker
Flush
WTF! Link to ad has video with seller talking about table.
Look at this post on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/hc7SVaoTHiVnojPc/?mibextid=79PoIi
Look at this post on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/hc7SVaoTHiVnojPc/?mibextid=79PoIi
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
"Comes with a felt insert" - Like the table maker knew that resin tables just f***ing suck, and built it anyway.
NVFlip
Two Pair
The equivalent of putting lipstick on a pig.
This is just plain stupid, regardless of build quality (or lack thereof).
Some next level fuckery right there!
Stain around an image and left the wood look to shine through, and it makes it so you can't sit at the table!
the rail looks like cloth and one of those stair at the optical illusion books
the 'felt' looks like if you were in person you'd be dizzy after 1 hand
they cared enough to put in a shuffler can you imagine actually playing on this table? I'd give 10 to 1 it was a NLH game!
Here the perfect chairs for a "barrel" leg table
While these seem like an amusement park ride with kiddos rolling around the basement like bumper cars
Impressive work. Still shit design esthetic.
I used to work on this ride as a teenager. It was called Der Spinnen Keggers at Kings Island.
Maybe I'll buy this table for the nostalgia.
Mongoose
Full House
^^^ yes, this definitely qualifies for this thread!
Mangatang
Straight
What’s with the 6 purposely-placed dice chips?
NotRealNameNoSir
4 of a Kind
They're glued on to hide a shitty joining.
Mangatang
Straight
Oh. I thought it was starting stacks for a 6-man tournament.
NVFlip
Two Pair
Dracula's poker table?
That looks like the underside of something, not the top surface of something.
Buge
Flush
You guys have it all wrong… clearly a mini golf course!
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