NVFlip
Two Pair
That looks like the table Wild Bill Hickok died on w A8.
Fugly Poker Table Thread (6 Viewers)
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buzzmonkey
Flush
That looks like a table that's going to make it's owner start dressing up like a greaser, repair itself magically and then try to kill anyone that tries to come between them.
Sounds like a familiar story…
drdr
3 of a Kind
Chairs are alright. This clever bastard just found a way to make someone remove their junk table when selling chairs.
chipinla
Straight Flush
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AlbinoDragon
Flush
Hybrid between a blackjack table and a poker table?
Bar top from a strip club with the pole and dance "floor" missing??
BigJackJones
Straight
That must be for some really fancy poker.
A shooter bar, maybe. A poker table, certainly not.
Chanceman
Two Pair
It looks perfect for speed chess.
loosechange
High Hand
Very funny when I first started playing home tourneys we had a 30 chip starting stack. 1/2 blinds. Things have changed a bit since then.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
That cant be a real table. I mean, nobody would own a table shaped like the letter "C" sitting in a giant tent. Unless that guy's name started with the letter "C", and his avatar looked like a clown...
I know just how I would felt and rail that table…
Tony_M
Two Pair
Bluegrass Poker
Flush
And it’s only $3500
There is so much going on here.
1.) I’m guessing they’re a hunter based on the deer.
2.) Did they hunt the cow for the playing surface too?
3.) Are you hoping chips get left on the felt after each pot?
4.) So because the deer and the cow can’t use their legs anymore, neither can your players?
5.) Is that snakeskin on the rail?
6.) I’m sure your dealer loves reaching halfway across the room to reach the shuffler
7.) My apologies. Sheffler
8.) I’m sure the dealer will appreciate being able to play footsie with whoever is in the #5 seat
9.) @Bluegrass Poker Charge your damn battery!!
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its been posted previously, but that Scheffler bro!
BigJackJones
Straight
This is the only thing I saw when I looked at his post. I had to go back to find your other bullet points.
This belongs in the Best Worst Deals thread, too.
Bluegrass Poker
Flush
Oops.
Yeah there is a reason I did the screen shot last night and posted today. LOL. Battery died. Just charged it when I went to bed.
Including the underlying carpet!
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Poker chips? In this game we bet with cow chips!
Did someone say carpet? If you get the royal flush you no longer have to play on this table. Quads? Still stuck 
NVFlip
Two Pair
That hand looks riggedDid someone say carpet? If you get the royal flush you no longer have to play on this table. Quads? Still stuck
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Looking at it again, that’s not a royal flush, it’s just a normal flush lol. I guess the quads do get to escape.
Mangatang
Straight
But, the chips are pretty nice.
Nymor
Two Pair
At least we know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried now
Not sure which is worse -- the upholstery job on that rail, or the assigned denominations to those chips (assuming they are stacked in order).
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