Fugly Poker Table Thread (34 Viewers)

[merkong]

Offer him $20, recloth it and pad and vinyl the rail. Don’t like cupholders in the cloth either.

I wonder how old the OG builder was…

Man, come to think of it, who here wished they could back to wood shop class in HS and build a table. Instant A for the term just for the idea. Then you tell Mr. Teacher that you can kick them out one a month and make a killing.

 

[BGinGA]

The wrinkles in the speedcloth are designed to cover your cupholder as you pull a pot, negating the usual problem with holes on the play surface.

And the exposed staples ensure you don't pull too hard, lest you slice up your fingers.

wtf, seriously

 

[Poker Zombie]

Offer him $20, recloth it and pad and vinyl the rail. Don’t like cupholders in the cloth either.

I wonder how old the OG builder was…

Man, come to think of it, who here wished they could back to wood shop class in HS and build a table. Instant A for the term just for the idea. Then you tell Mr. Teacher that you can kick them out one a month and make a killing.

There's the rub - You need to take both woodshop, sewing class, and have 6-8 friends.

 

[merkong]

There's the rub - You need to take both woodshop, sewing class, and have 6-8 friends.

Sounds like any old day in the Teachers Lounge. And, unlike The Godfather Club, smoking probably allowed. At least it was in the 80’s.

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

Sounds like any old day in the Teachers Lounge. And, unlike The Godfather Club, smoking probably allowed. At least it was in the 80’s.

You're not kidding. My mom was a teacher at my elementary school in the 70s. Walking in the teachers' lounge during recess or lunch was like getting stuck in an industrial smokestack. Smoke was so thick it hung at the ceiling like a toxic cloud.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Custom Poker Table​

$175

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

WTF is this?

https://www.facebook.com/share/LAgZ2wb7L3xBG2zV/?mibextid=79PoIi

 

[Poker Zombie]

Custom Poker Table​

$175

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Is it a coincidence that it matches the cans at the curb?

 

[WedgeRock]

Custom Poker Table​

$175

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Never seen a poker table/air hockey table combo...

 

[Mushmanchuman]

The wrinkles, the exposed staples, or the miscut at the joint? Please identify the faux pas you are referencing.

The joint. That’s a red line for me. The staples and wrinkles are cool for now and bro was gonna upgrade the felt and stain the arm rail one day anyways.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

This one is pretty well done not gonna lie. Well built but fugly. The gator rail is nice but only if it is real gator skin. The felt is the just so bad. Why?

 

[demonnic]

This one is pretty well done not gonna lie. Well built but fugly. The gator rail is nice but only if it is real gator skin. The felt is the just so bad. Why?

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"So I based this design on my weed dealer in the 60s maaaan"

 

[Mushmanchuman]

"So I based this design on my weed dealer in the 60s maaaan"

"Dude there is no way I'm micro-dosing at your card game again maaaann!"

 

[BGinGA]

This one is pretty well done not gonna lie. Well built but fugly. The gator rail is nice but only if it is real gator skin. The felt is the just so bad. Why?

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A "90% OFF !" sale at Joann's Fabrics is a hard draw.

It's like a shitty $10 bj. Only ten bucks and crappy, but still a bj....

 

[Huskerchipper]

Price drop...only $100

 

[Poker Zombie]

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[allforcharity]

This one is pretty well done not gonna lie. Well built but fugly. The gator rail is nice but only if it is real gator skin. The felt is the just so bad. Why?

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Maybe this one does some sort of double-duty as an area rug?

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Price drop will have to get into the negatives to be worth it. And those cup holders look barely big enough to hold a shot glass, never mind the subgenius-level placement of them.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Maybe this one does some sort of double-duty as an area rug?



Price drop will have to get into the negatives to be worth it. And those cup holders look barely big enough to hold a shot glass, never mind the subgenius-level placement of them.

Hate the table and cup holder placement, but the cup holders look like jumbo to me.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Poker Gambling Tables​

$200

Details​

• Condition
  Used - like new
• Color
  Black [like how much more black could it be....the answer...none...none more black]

Table with edges. No legs.

Tables? There's more than 1?

Spoiler

Ooooh that rail....can't unsee that rail

 

[drdr]

Ooooh that rail....can't unsee that rail

But it's like new!

 

[allforcharity]

It could be plenty more black if it was clean

 

[Hot Nuts]

I'm going to start calling rails, tables with edges. I wonder what the price would be if it had legs.

 

[kmccormick100]

 

[FrankBlack]

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Yes, but can you milk it?

 

[allforcharity]

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That clashing of visual textures is just awful.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Bonus points for figuring out that you don't need to worry about the wrinkled rail if everything else is so fugly the wrinkles are not noticed.

 

[drdr]

Pool noodle rail with cloth covering?

 

[desselBANE]

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I'd rock the hell outta this and build a whole chip set to go along with it

 

[drdr]

I'd rock the hell outta this and build a whole chip set to go along with it

Does have a country vibe. Inlay of a cow with its teats out?

 

[EastCoastCali]

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