This bad boy comes with it's own puke bucket and an ashtray for each player! Everyone smoking, everyone puking! This table is so bad and the guy selling it is named Todd which is worse.
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Fugly Poker Table Thread (26 Viewers)
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Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Finally, a table where 6 people can play poker and make meatloaf at the same time.
"I would do anything for love, but I won't play on that." (Meatloaf)
TheYeti
Two Pair
That's my favorite scene in El Camino.
Inverted pool table?
A miniature baseball diamond in every corner, too
Nymor
3 of a Kind
Corners are always the most difficult part of upholstering the rail, so just don't bother with them 
GeeOhVee
High Hand
They can hide the felt, but they can't hide the shitty rail vinylling.
I like the full skirt on the end but not the sides…lol. Quality and consistent construction!
"Hand made one of a kind not another on the planet" thank god lol.
certainly not made of the skin of my enemies. please don't ask what is in the boxes
$3,000 for the table, $1800 per box. pickup in Dyer, Indiana
Huskerchipper
Flush
Looks like...crap(s)
chrismurda
Flush
With that 4th piece of painted fluted molding missing, he should be paying somebody at least $100 to take it.
EastCoastCali
3 of a Kind
Must include the last few buy-ins he punted off on that damned table.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
He's not missing a side. That's the Dealer cutout. 
Huskerchipper
Flush
I bet that felt was expensive....
FrankBlack
Pair
Is that a blurple sweater?
Young man selling this on the ol' banger on marketplace. He's giving us a break and only asking $700. That's a sweet deal since he paid $1000 just a few months ago. Idk if it's the rough cut, untreated, discounted and curved 2x4's from the reject bin at home depot or the exposed staples throughout but I love this table!! And I also think there is no way someone dropped a stack on this table. I do think the wrinkles show character and that is missing in a lot of fuglys these days imho.
Hey guys maybe this table isn't so great. Took me 2 seconds to discover the first flaw. All the time and work and craftsmanship that went into this bad boy and he was cool with this??
EastCoastCali
3 of a Kind
My favorite part is the beautiful asymmetry of this gorgeous pine. Took the time to miter cut one end so it lined up nicely, and just said fuck the other end. Also love the nice dick n balls dead center on that lovely pine.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
The wrinkles, the exposed staples, or the miscut at the joint? Please identify the faux pas you are referencing.
Nymor
3 of a Kind
I really don't like cup holders in the playing surface, so it's a no from me 
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
The wrinkles in the speedcloth are designed to cover your cupholder as you pull a pot, negating the usual problem with holes on the play surface.I really don't like cup holders in the playing surface, so it's a no from me
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