And should be treated like one. Bury it, please.
-
This site contains affiliate links. If you choose to make a purchase after clicking a link, Poker Chip Forum may receive a commission at no additional cost to you. Thank you for your support!
Fugly Poker Table Thread (51 Viewers)
- Thread starter manamongkids
- Start date
And should be treated like one. Bury it, please.
But, seriously. What’s with the cup holder placement?
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I would ask for better cupholder placement for my coffin.
C'mon, you're all thinking it... Jimmy, a long-time host and chipper dies. Players attend funeral. You know there's going to be a game. At showdown, everyone takes a drink if Jimmy wins (he would have the "Dead mans hand"). Every time someone says "Jimmys all in", or "You're drawing deader than Jimmy", you must pay everyone 5 big blinds.
LotsOfChips
Flush
Are those wooden rails? Splinters in my elbows...
What is the racetrack made of - looks like its all wrinkled.
I want to see the other 5 pictures of this.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Center design looks like a light switch cover.
Well, you have to get your inspiration from something.....
merkong
Full House
The whole thing looks kind a tomb.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I have a also table with wooden rails. Wood is not much less comfortable than padded rails. Never heard a single gripe - and I have one or two players that will gripe about anything.
I want to switch the light off on that thing, for sure.
FrankBlack
Pair
Is this a full or half windsor knot?
I'm not sure which position is worse, getting the cup holder and tray or not.
I’d rather not have the half inch deep cup holder and trey
EastCoastCali
Straight
Good god, I have no words for this one…
"Will need help moving"
AlbinoDragon
Flush
Looks like they cut down half the trees in Oregon to make this!
(for the geographically impaired, myself included... I had to look up the outline of the state of Oregon to confirm my suspicions, and I'm still not 100% convinced).
EastCoastCali
Straight
I think it’s supposed to be a town in NH but honestly it does look more like Oregon haha
jayfiggy
Two Pair
Kinda reminds me of some weird bdsm typa deal. I think it’s the shiny tight latex looking felt and pad. If your into that sort of thing though, i’m not hating.
FrankBlack
Pair
What is the upcharge for a custom kielbasa rail?
Is this a inflaTable?
I could be Oregon....if they mounted it upside down (meaning, flipped over).
Someone has a vinyl fetish. Please don't shine a blacklight on that table.
EastCoastCali
Straight
Hey credit where credit is due, at least they’re not just using dice chips in that sex dungeon…
I have so many questions...
https://artemest.com/en-ch/products/unootto-8-player-black-poker-table
Yes, that's 29,280 Euros (or roughly $32,000 USD)
The glass railing on your $32,000 poker table a bit uncomfortable?
Not to fear, you can upgrade to real leather armrests for just a nominal upcharge!
https://artemest.com/en-ch/products/unootto-8-player-black-poker-table
Yes, that's 29,280 Euros (or roughly $32,000 USD)
The glass railing on your $32,000 poker table a bit uncomfortable?
Not to fear, you can upgrade to real leather armrests for just a nominal upcharge!
Create an account or login to comment
You must be a member in order to leave a comment
Create account
Create an account and join our community. It's easy!
Log in
Already have an account? Log in here.
Similar threads
- Poll
