Fugly Poker Table Thread (23 Viewers)

[allforcharity]

Kind of looks like a coffin
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And should be treated like one. Bury it, please.

 

[Mangatang]

But, seriously. What’s with the cup holder placement?

 

[Poker Zombie]

Kind of looks like a coffin
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I would ask for better cupholder placement for my coffin.

C'mon, you're all thinking it... Jimmy, a long-time host and chipper dies. Players attend funeral. You know there's going to be a game. At showdown, everyone takes a drink if Jimmy wins (he would have the "Dead mans hand"). Every time someone says "Jimmys all in", or "You're drawing deader than Jimmy", you must pay everyone 5 big blinds.