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Fugly Poker Table Thread (41 Viewers)

See this beauty on Facebook marketplace.
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Forget getting a solid peice of padding for the playing surface. Just make sure we get that fancy speed cloth I keep hearing about. :love:
 
Ok so I don't know if this is a different thread or this might be a subtype of fugly poker tables, but one of my favorite things lately is mislabeled poker tables on FB marketplace. This one is especially good because it's 3 in 1!
 

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AutoDonk5000 said:
Ok so I don't know if this is a different thread or this might be a subtype of fugly poker tables, but one of my favorite things lately is mislabeled poker tables on FB marketplace. This one is especially good because it's 3 in 1!
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Hey, here I found one that you can get for only $400! Let me know and I can hook you up :p
 
AutoDonk5000 said:
Ok so I don't know if this is a different thread or this might be a subtype of fugly poker tables, but one of my favorite things lately is mislabeled poker tables on FB marketplace. This one is especially good because it's 3 in 1!
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3 in one is underselling it. It's 5 in 1, as you progress through the steps...
  1. Craps table with low rails so the dice get lost on the first throw
  2. Roulette table that never gets used since there is no wheel
  3. Blackjack table until your friends either learn to count cards or learn the house has a distinct edge
  4. Poker table, without poker felt
  5. Kindling.
 
Mushmanchuman said:
I'm having a tough time coming up with a joke for this one. And I keep vomiting every time I look at this thing...View attachment 1421768
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I know this is nit-picky for such a vomit inducing table, but wouldn’t you at the very least try and match the crap domino numbers around the edge?
 
Mushmanchuman said:
I'm having a tough time coming up with a joke for this one. And I keep vomiting every time I look at this thing...View attachment 1421768
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Encased in the phantom zone and cast out for all of eternity.

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Superman II (1980)
 
Do these same people build electronics workbenches with a bunch of random components trapped in epoxy too? Do their money counting tables just have tons of random coins and bills in there? Why do they think this is a good idea??
 

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