These guys are so tipsy it takes 2 to hold up the table. Explains the stains and the 1000 Jamison labels on the railing!
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Fugly Poker Table Thread (36 Viewers)
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Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Explain to me again, why you built a rail out of beer and whiskey labels, but didn't include cupholders?
Stains show character?
Nymor
3 of a Kind
Fix that racetrack, and it doesn't look that difficult of a fix, and it's not that bad.
drdr
Straight
Please tell me that is a pleather playing surface. That'd be awesomely bad.
GeeOhVee
Pair
Yeah that one's not the worst I've ever seen by any stretch.
"Ok guys it took me 22 weeks to finish this table and add all the coats of epoxy. I'm sorry that you have to stand up and lean on the table to put the flop out on the designated area and sorry for the confusing piles of cards face up. But hey, EPOXY!"
ShuffleUpandDeal
Sitting Out
Thanks for sharing everything here guys, I needed a good laugh tonight. 
Is epoxy the new crack for table makers or something?
tabletalker7
Full House
No. I think epoxy used by table makers was caused by crack
EastCoastCali
Straight
Dear lord…why….just why….
bigdonkey
Straight
Tennis fan perhaps? Homage to The Battle of the Surfaces?
I don't know what's worse, the table or those plastic interlocking chips.
drdr
Straight
The table... cos $500.
Please tell me this is photoshopped...
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Fed and Nadal. Absolutely real. Federer was unbeatable on grass, Nadal unbeatable on clay. The match was "inevitable".
Less certain about the table though...
This table is serviceable and I was torn between posting this under the Marketplace ads due to the price or here due to the stains. Only $50 is a great deal but the wack design on the rail and the disgusting felt convinced me to say this table is FUGLY!!!
GeeOhVee
Pair
I mean, $50 might be worth it for the base materials, if you want to redo everything...
HANDS down this is Fugly. $155 is expensive but this guy is pretty HANDY for changing the felt. One of his buddies should have given him a HAND with the felt so it didn't end up with those massive wrinkles. He's willing to do a drop-off so you won't have to HANDle the table too much.
jayfiggy
Two Pair
it bet looks like a colony of mold from 12 feet away
Pat it's your turn.
"Oh sorry, I was reading all the vintage advertisements epoxy'd to the table, I check."
"Oh sorry, I was reading all the vintage advertisements epoxy'd to the table, I check."
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
...in case you ever wondered what it would look like if an old magazine threw up
A grade 7 visual art collage project turned into a piece of furniture. Egads.
For when you want the crushing pain of missed expectations before the session even begins!
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Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Some serious money in that table, and he said, "How many stars are in the Lone Star state?"
Eight?
Eight?
tabletalker7
Full House
I got the only piece of Cowboys merch anyone needs .........
Comes in three colors!
Good thing is for $120 this thing doubles as a duck boat! This table speaks for itself. The seller didn't even think they needed to clean this off.
The plywood also appears stained which I highly respect.
The plywood also appears stained which I highly respect.
It‘s about time someone post a pic of a ‚realtree‘ camo table!
There must be more of them in the wild…
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