merkong
Full House
They did nail the rail…
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Fugly Poker Table Thread (28 Viewers)
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Totally jealous of the rail. This table had a chance...
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
merkong
Full House
It is a nice rail. Had to be “smell my breath close” for it to be continuous vinyl.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Upholstery fabric standard width is 54", and I have seen (online) sellers with vinyl up to 56" wide. While you need some extra vinyl to wrap, every inch gets you a little over 3" of elbow room.
That table could have been 52"-54", with a single-piece vinyl rail.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Quads had a tutorial on Keen's forum about stretching the vinyl to cover something wider than 54 inches.
merkong
Full House
I suppose if you look outside the vendors we normally use.
This is the only picture of the table on the listing. Just this and 2 chair pictures. Not sure why the seller wouldn't want take more pics of the table? Not sure why she didn't wipe off those cobwebs or just roll this table down a hill or toss it into an old well.
Geez man even the staples are done poorly and I even see one that is vertical. WTF
Geez man even the staples are done poorly and I even see one that is vertical. WTF
EastCoastCali
Straight
At least she did her nail for the picture..
Hahah I left that out of my post to see if someone would make a joke about it.
Well done good sir! Almost looks like my Aunt Edna’s big toe!
buzzmonkey
Flush
Sex appeal.
I love how they only store one chair on the the table.
(used)
*ABused
"Hey Bruce I think you used too much glue putting this felt on"
"I didn't use any glue on this table."
"Oh...that isn't glue??"
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Finally! A bullseye even I could hit!
wickedwonka121
Flush
Nymor
3 of a Kind
Alternating black and red rail sections eh - only an idiot would try and pull that off
Not sure if this is "Fugly" but it did make me laugh out loud. Not sure why he didn't go with "say hello to my little friend".
It just doesn't fit. "The World is yours" as armed militants storm your compound only to eventually shoot you in the back with a shotgun. So, yeah the world is yours for about 7 more minutes. Maybe "the world WAS yours" would work better?
It just doesn't fit. "The World is yours" as armed militants storm your compound only to eventually shoot you in the back with a shotgun. So, yeah the world is yours for about 7 more minutes. Maybe "the world WAS yours" would work better?
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Text on the cloth also says "say hello to my little friend".
Otherwise I agree. The world is yours is a stupid pairing with that particular scene, though I believe they cut to the slogan during or just after the final shootout. A shot of the desk full of cocaine would have been better.
I didn't even see the tiny "say hello to my little friend". And I love that he made sure that "friend" was all alone on it's own line instead of with the other text
More like "say hello to my little text"
Good luck trying to play anything other than Texas Hold-em on this table.
EastCoastCali
Straight
Holy shit, what a discount! Shuddup and take my money, dibs!
Anyone else feel like this is how it feels shopping at Kohl’s?
Anyone else feel like this is how it feels shopping at Kohl’s?
mach621
Waiting List
As a kid, I had a cheapo pool table that as young adults my friends and I turned into a poker table. The cushion was so big and high you could easily put your head down and take a nap at the table. It got job done!
drdr
Straight
Velvet? Looks nap comfy.
mach621
Waiting List
Haha yup, a nice velvety pillow to rest on between hands. Be careful moving your legs, you were bound to wack your knee on the ball return.
Bluegrass Poker
Flush
Nothing uglier than Duke basketball. LOL
Duke? More like fluke…
This table was involved in many on campus incidents as well as the 2006 Duke Lacrosse scandal.
Why would you refer to a “scandal” where (1) the charges were dropped, (2) Duke paid an huge settlement to the accused, and (3) the accuser admitted that she lied about the whole thing?
You can poke fun at a lot of things that happen in the world, but that’s not cool.
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