Great for man cave or to be tossed into a real cave. A really, really deep cave.
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Fugly Poker Table Thread (33 Viewers)
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EastCoastCali
Straight
Can we all just stop for a second and remember, there genuinely are people out there playing on these pieces of shit with dice chips or worse. It makes me feel like the normal one in this poker world for a change…
Here is the version pre CSI investigation. This table was used in Hellraiser 2: Hellbound. When you get felted at this table a demon degen crawls out this blood table.
buzzmonkey
Flush
Can this seller be any more rotten? Haha like anyone asks for people’s phone numbers hahha
CatDog
Sitting Out
WOOF! I get the drink holders but why would you want those Chip-Pits? Is that for nachos? I will grant them, you will know if someone double dips those chips.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
"Chairs are practically new" = Friends came over, looked at table, and said "Let's play somewhere else".
You should see what happened to the other guy!
EastCoastCali
Straight
I’ll bet it says something like “Gently used, great for an Xmas gift!”
Looks like it was used for everything except poker…oil changes…dog bed…yikes.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
The other guy was cremated. His ashes were placed on the table. When the spouse demanded "get that thing out of my house" it was moved outside, where the urn tipped over. The sun bleached the whole table except where the urn lay.
He was cremated with his favorite poker stuff. A pack of used Bicycles, 350 dice chips and a cowboy hat signed by Hoyt Corkins.
Most the value in this table came from the urn.
EastCoastCali
Straight
“Best poker table on the market”
GreatWhiteDope
High Hand
Is Darth Vader a regular player in this game?“Best poker table on the market”
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EastCoastCali
Straight
Lol, it Should say “best poker table in the galaxy”
Dear Santa, I would officially rather be a recipient of a lump of coal than any table real or imagined, showcased in this thread.
Sincerely, etc. etc. etc.
Sincerely, etc. etc. etc.
merkong
Full House
It’s a portal to another dimension.“Best poker table on the market”
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Nymor
3 of a Kind
“Best poker table on the market”
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Cheaper than it was this time last year by $150 as well - are the dimmable oak trimmed lights no longer the talk of the game?
Going for the last minute Christmas present buyers again maybe?
buzzmonkey
Flush
“Best poker table on the market”
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I'm scared.
EastCoastCali
Straight
Definitely not the worst one I’ve seen by far, but looks so awkward, like it’s on a diet. I’d hate to be in the middle seat, about 4 inches from the pot and flop.
merkong
Full House
Looks like they gave up billiards and took up poker.
wfullerii
Waiting List
The base is the best.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
How cares about a smoke-free home, if I'm just buying it for firewood?
Salvageable, though. Just rip off whatever that f-ing raised felt graphic bordered with rope and put on a nice rectangular PCF topper.
EastCoastCali
Straight
Whyy do they keep getting longeeeer!?…
If anyone picks this up I call dibs on the cotter pin and rug.
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