Fugly Poker Table Thread (23 Viewers)

[Mushmanchuman]

Why would you refer to a “scandal” where (1) the charges were dropped, (2) Duke paid an huge settlement to the accused, and (3) the accuser admitted that she lied about the whole thing?

You can poke fun at a lot of things that happen in the world, but that’s not cool.

I guess “scandal” was short for Duke Lacrosse something or or something.

I think all that is fair game to joke around about.

 

[Himewad]

I guess “scandal” was short for Duke Lacrosse something or or something.

I think all that is fair game to joke around about.

If those Lacrosse players were your kids, your teammates, or even just guys you knew, you would feel different. I’ll stop clogging up this otherwise awesome thread now.

 

[TheLemursReturn]

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As a kid, I had a cheapo pool table that as young adults my friends and I turned into a poker table. The cushion was so big and high you could easily put your head down and take a nap at the table. It got job done!

 

[Mushmanchuman]

If those Lacrosse players were your kids, your teammates, or even just guys you knew, you would feel different. I’ll stop clogging up this otherwise awesome thread now.

Dude the joke was about a poker table being involved in a criminal case, which is impossible.

That shit was funny. I’d make that joke a thousand times. Same as if I said that table was in Vietnam. No disrespect for the guys that died over there. Just a joke about a poker table being in Vietnam. Which is impossible.

You gotta lighten up man, life’s too short.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

*this table was not involved in any criminal cases or international incidents that I am aware of

But I can say that it's really FUGLY!!!!!

Seriously WTF is going on here? LOL

No details?? This table should come with a ton of details and answers.

 

[LeGold]

"Location is approximate." I'd say description too. I guess it's a table...?

 

[drdr]

Oh man, that one so terrible is almost worth the $100 to razz the mates up when they walk in to see the new set up.

 

[Mrs Poker Zombie]

*this table was not involved in any criminal cases or international incidents that I am aware of

But I can say that it's really FUGLY!!!!!

Seriously WTF is going on here? LOL

No details?? This table should come with a ton of details and answers.
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Is this so you can lazy Susan your drink?

 

[tabletalker7]

*this table was not involved in any criminal cases or international incidents that I am aware of

But I can say that it's really FUGLY!!!!!

Seriously WTF is going on here? LOL

No details?? This table should come with a ton of details and answers.
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How can that table not be involved in any criminal case when that table's construction is a criminal case?

 

[allforcharity]

How can that table not be involved in any criminal case when that table's construction is a criminal case?

Can you prove intent?

 

[GreatWhiteDope]

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As a kid, I had a cheapo pool table that as young adults my friends and I turned into a poker table. The cushion was so big and high you could easily put your head down and take a nap at the table. It got job done!

I'm sorry but this table is not complete without a hooker on top of it.

 

[tabletalker7]

Can you prove intent?

The fact that they are selling it as a "Poker Table" proves intent

 

[Hot Nuts]

*this table was not involved in any criminal cases or international incidents that I am aware of

But I can say that it's really FUGLY!!!!!

Seriously WTF is going on here? LOL

No details?? This table should come with a ton of details and answers.
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Details: 2-in-1 theme. Custom designed for Michelob Ultra cans. Can also be used to hit golf balls.