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Fugly Poker Table Thread (30 Viewers)

Himewad said:
Why would you refer to a “scandal” where (1) the charges were dropped, (2) Duke paid an huge settlement to the accused, and (3) the accuser admitted that she lied about the whole thing?

You can poke fun at a lot of things that happen in the world, but that’s not cool.
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I guess “scandal” was short for Duke Lacrosse something or or something.

I think all that is fair game to joke around about.
 
Mushmanchuman said:
I guess “scandal” was short for Duke Lacrosse something or or something.

I think all that is fair game to joke around about.
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If those Lacrosse players were your kids, your teammates, or even just guys you knew, you would feel different. I’ll stop clogging up this otherwise awesome thread now.
 
mach621 said:
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As a kid, I had a cheapo pool table that as young adults my friends and I turned into a poker table. The cushion was so big and high you could easily put your head down and take a nap at the table. It got job done!
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Himewad said:
If those Lacrosse players were your kids, your teammates, or even just guys you knew, you would feel different. I’ll stop clogging up this otherwise awesome thread now.
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Dude the joke was about a poker table being involved in a criminal case, which is impossible.

That shit was funny. I’d make that joke a thousand times. Same as if I said that table was in Vietnam. No disrespect for the guys that died over there. Just a joke about a poker table being in Vietnam. Which is impossible.

You gotta lighten up man, life’s too short.
 
Mushmanchuman said:
*this table was not involved in any criminal cases or international incidents that I am aware of

But I can say that it's really FUGLY!!!!!

Seriously WTF is going on here? LOL

No details?? This table should come with a ton of details and answers.
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Is this so you can lazy Susan your drink?
 
Mushmanchuman said:
*this table was not involved in any criminal cases or international incidents that I am aware of

But I can say that it's really FUGLY!!!!!

Seriously WTF is going on here? LOL

No details?? This table should come with a ton of details and answers.
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How can that table not be involved in any criminal case when that table's construction is a criminal case?
 
Mushmanchuman said:
*this table was not involved in any criminal cases or international incidents that I am aware of

But I can say that it's really FUGLY!!!!!

Seriously WTF is going on here? LOL

No details?? This table should come with a ton of details and answers.
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Details: 2-in-1 theme. Custom designed for Michelob Ultra cans. Can also be used to hit golf balls.
 
Mushmanchuman said:
It's for a game they play. You spin the lazy susan and whoever it lands on has to drink the beer. Or they only have on dip spit cup and they all dip. So they have to constantly rotate the lazy susan as they all spit in the cup
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Maybe it's spun while blindfolded, and there are 7 drinkers, and one guy that spit.

Tell me what you would have had last hand if you didn't fold, and you have to spin.

Suddenly, $100 doesn't sound so bad...
 
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Bourbon Barrel Poker Table W/ Stools​

$2,500 $4,000

Custom, hand made 6 person poker table with 6 hand made bar stools. Stools are made out of bourbon barrels, with speed cloth to match table top. Table is 5' round with 160 ounces of epoxy on top. Stainless steel cup holders. removable speed cloth center. Genuine black leather wrap around the out side edge of table. Black mild steel foot rests.

I bet the speed cloth seats feel great on your balls.
 
Details check out. Decent and nothing fancy.
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This one I'm not sure about. It's a poker table/couch/dog washing station/dead body drain table/oil drain pan....Holy cow wtf is going on here!! Only $75 for this table. May be worth it just to buy it and figure out "what the hell is going on out there" (Vince Lombardi voice)

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