"Oh shit! I left my $2,000 watch in the table before I poured the epoxy..."
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Fugly Poker Table Thread (32 Viewers)
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EastCoastCali
Straight
I have so many friggin questions, are they inside or outside…and what’s with the half a ping pong table in the background…how small is that table top air hockey game…
Dude and his kids all have bloody, gross knuckles from slamming their hand into each others. Missing teeth. lol
And there is a dog somewhere looking for his tennis balls like a psycho.
EastCoastCali
Straight
This family needs help…
And what’s happening inside the water bottle packaging that’s making the bottles on the right side float…
So many mysteries to unravel here..
I just messaged him and asked if I could get more pictures. He said "of the table?"
I said "No thanks. I can see the table just fine. Thanks for not putting it in front of a bunch of foliage or I would need more pictures! Actually sir, can I get some pictures of the dog, surrounding room, and all it's contents? A GPS coordinates or address would be nice as well"
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EastCoastCali
Straight
I mean come on…really……
Custom??
Nymor
3 of a Kind
There's something I quite like about this one. Built to last, if truly from the 40s, and worth the $100 imo. Little project to make it really playable again.
Now listing broken shit?
Agreed with the 1940 part!
LotsOfChips
Flush
AlbinoDragon
Flush
Why does it come with a rack of billiard balls???
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
I assumed it was a bumper pool table too.
PokerSTLplayer
Pair
Hard table top without a padding/felt. No thanks!
PokerSTLplayer
Pair
That would be like long finger nails going across a chalk board!
They should have said, by Four Hands no brains
When the only descriptive word used to sell this table is "heavy" you should just let the table speak for itself.
Only $500, may find lost chip tray.
Only $500, may find lost chip tray.
**Recently refurbished*** What that means is dude separated another giant cable spool that's 4 inches thick slapped it on a table.
"Hey Frank you shit-ass! You shorted the pot again you low down dirty scuzzbucket! We all knew your a trash human! I'm short 4 red $5 chips..
Oh wait, half the pot got shoved into 2 of the 4 random cupholders. Sweet a pretzel too. Ah... hey Frank..are we still cool?"
"Hey Frank you shit-ass! You shorted the pot again you low down dirty scuzzbucket! We all knew your a trash human! I'm short 4 red $5 chips..
Oh wait, half the pot got shoved into 2 of the 4 random cupholders. Sweet a pretzel too. Ah... hey Frank..are we still cool?"
CallingStation614
3 of a Kind
How I read this ad:
"I pay you 500$ to get rid of this giant piece of garbage, because I don't own a truck"
I’m not sure what this is. A coffin for a very frail and thin, degen man to be stuffed into after he passes. Then he is put on display somewhere.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Could double as a practice putting green.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
It needs a little TLC, but if the dice-chip pedestal was a spotted-bird-chip pedestal, this thing would have already sold and would be housing someone's chip sample collection.
It's a gigantic button! Calling the Jolly Green Giant....
"It's heavy!"
Yeah no shit you glued 38 inch round, 3 inch thick piece of Granite to the center of this table.
48" in diameter so if you haven't smelled my breath yet just lean in a little bit more..
Yeah no shit you glued 38 inch round, 3 inch thick piece of Granite to the center of this table.
48" in diameter so if you haven't smelled my breath yet just lean in a little bit more..
Does that top glass come off? Could be a fun ultra micro craps table since.
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