Fugly Poker Table Thread (14 Viewers)

[Vinyard]

Holly smoke batman!!!!

 

[Hot Nuts]

Hand made poker table - $40

 

[k9dr]

Hand painted/carved poker table

Hand Painted and Carved Card Table with Extensively Decorated Cats and Dogs in Full Dress, and hand carved dogs and cats in each table leg - only $1200 - originally $3600 !!
Click the link for lots o' pics: http://sarasota.craigslist.org/fuo/4882518119.html

 

[links_slayer]

That would look great in your waiting room/reception area Mark.

 

[RowdyRawhide]

That would look great in your waiting room/reception area Mark.

Then you can use it as a write off :

 

[nitzilla]

Hand made poker table - $40

Hand made, but from what?????

 

[spikeithard]

Hand made poker table - $40

inspiration...

 

[abby99]

Hand Painted and Carved Card Table with Extensively Decorated Cats and Dogs in Full Dress, and hand carved dogs and cats in each table leg - only $1200 - originally $3600 !!
Click the link for lots o' pics: http://sarasota.craigslist.org/fuo/4882518119.html

Nice pick up, Mark, but the poker gear pr0n thread is thataway -------------->. linky

 

[Hot Nuts]

lake tahoe@poker table obo$200 (South lake tahoe)

Custom Lake Tahoe poker table for sale. Great for playing cards ect light weight.

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Stop splashing the pot!!!

 

[72o]

Come on...that can't be serious.

 

[BGinGA]

The perfect compliment to your wet chip set.

lake tahoe@poker table obo$200 (South lake tahoe)

Custom Lake Tahoe poker table for sale. Great for playing cards ect light weight.

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Stop splashing the pot!!!

 

[atomiktoaster]

The perfect compliment to your wet chip set.

On a roll with the "wet chip" puns after the CT shower curtain post.

 

[Forest@Farmington]

How would u even play on that table

 

[BGinGA]

Just had to include these awesome cup-holders for the lake table (concept/photo link courtesy of BMFD on big blue):

 

[mattduck]

 

[Strike1st]

Someone converted an air hockey table?

 

[manamongkids]

I'm going to go out on a limb here, this actually isnt that Fugly in comparison. Impractical? Maybe. Not coveted by normal poker folk? Yes. But fugly? I dunno

 

[tommythecat]

Dice chips...fugly. Table...not so much.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Today's winners..............

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Poker table, green even though it does not look like it in picture. The spots on it are water that will dry. There are a couple of slight dents in it from drinking glasses but otherwise in good condition.

 

[manamongkids]

Today's winners..............

nice, perfect substitute when you lose the tile holders for scrabble

 

[Poker Zombie]

I like the idea of an air hockey table. If you can make it so your legs didn't bang into the table while seated. Use 2 tables at the basis for 1 large oval. Pad the section directly in front of each player for ease of chip handling, but let the center of the table "inflate" with the Air Hockey fans. Pin-hole the speed cloth, and you have a table with a nearly zero-friction card glide.

If only I had the money to make crazy ideas come to life...

 

[72o]

Been seeing a lot of tables with this "design" lately.

 

[Hot Nuts]

POKER TABLE - $200 (cordova,al)

Poker table seats 9 players + dealer. 10 Cup holders. Fabric and wood. L 106"xW 47" x H 30". Cut out for dealer

 

[spikeithard]

POKER TABLE - $200 (cordova,al)

Poker table seats 9 players + dealer. 10 Cup holders. Fabric and wood. L 106"xW 47" x H 30". Cut out for dealer

 

[slisk250]

POKER TABLE - $200 (cordova,al)

Poker table seats 9 players + dealer. 10 Cup holders. Fabric and wood. L 106"xW 47" x H 30". Cut out for dealer

OMG This is in the bottom 5 all time fugly.

 

[atomiktoaster]

Nuts, that is spectacular. I don't even know where to start on what is terrible about it.

 

[Tommy]

That my friends is a metal carpet transition strip. LOL

That table should come with a first aid kit.

 

[atomiktoaster]

Ok, let's play how much ridiculous shit can we find:

• Cloth is made from New Orleans Saints Pajamas
• Formica race track
• Inexplicable section of cloth racetrack
• Only one "rail" upholstered
• Rail seems to use a bunch of black kitchen towels or something
• Crazy playing surface height
• Extreme dealer cutout
• Unmanageably large
• Two cupholders placed into the play surface for no reason
• Egregious use of flooring materials (thanks Tommy!)
• $200 lollollol

 

[Hot Nuts]

I like what looks to be an unpadded rail that is only for a 1/3 of the table.

Also digging the 2 cutouts in the playing surface for a couple of the cupholders. Whoever sits in those spots has a built-in half koozie for their beer.

Did someone actually design that table or did they just throw it together after downing a fifth?

 

[BGinGA]

fwiw, the Saints pajamas playing surface ~does~ match a whole bunch of recently-produced FDL chips from CPC..... I think his timing on this sale is excellent.