Fugly Poker Table Thread (28 Viewers)

[guyfleegman]

“Double cup holders forever”

 

[allforcharity]

I don't understand how this design ever could have been a "thing"....

 

[Klobberer]

All style and no substance...you want straight up functionality? Veterans Stadium 1971!

 

[WedgeRock]

“Double cup holders spaces forever”

Those don't really hold a cup.

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

Those can't be metal cup holders and or railings right? That'd just be insane... right? I'd say it was but considering he says its heavy twice and picked that color scheme, anything is possible here.

 

[Jimulacrum]

Those can't be metal cup holders and or railings right? That'd just be insane... right? I'd say it was but considering he says its heavy twice and picked that color scheme, anything is possible here.

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If it wasn't tough enough to get rid of because of the ugly factor, don't forget that the damn thing weighs as much as a car because he constructed it out of solid steel. GLWS, dude.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

This is a perfect purchase for the host who has players with anger management issues. Nobody's flipping this beast after taking a bad beat.

 

[72o]

Those can't be metal cup holders and or railings right? That'd just be insane... right? I'd say it was but considering he says its heavy twice and picked that color scheme, anything is possible here.

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So much wrong with this looking at the photo. Best part is he refers to it as a dining table...but then says it needs new dining top.

 

[Poker Zombie]

He'd have better luck selling it in Pittsburg.

At least they could use it for smelting.

 

[WedgeRock]

This is a perfect purchase for the host who has players with anger management issues. Nobody's flipping this beast after taking a bad beat.

@detroitdad?

 

[stevea]

Just saw this. Haven’t seen it on here.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Finally, an adjustable table so everyone knows which table has the current high hand.

 

[jja412]

A real bargain at $1800 Let me know if anyone wants me to pick this up for them!

https://carbondale.craigslist.org/art/d/custom-hand-built-gaming/6730930718.html

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

@jja412 check page 60

 

[jja412]

@jja412 check page 60

LOL! Yeah, I was about 6 pages behind on this thread and just skipped 'em to post.

 

[WedgeRock]

Could be worse... But could be better too.

 

[allforcharity]

I dunno. There's a certain artsy quality to it. Good as public sculpture. Bad as poker table.

 

[WedgeRock]

Uncomfortable for your arms and your knees.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I dunno. There's a certain artsy quality to it. Good as public sculpture. Bad as poker table.

Yeah, it looks well crafted, it's just not a good poker table.

 

[SeanGecko]

Here is some

 

[Annorax]

Here is some

I recommend kerosene and a lighter for proper use of those tables.

 

[navels]

i think letgo's image recognition algorithm needs some tweaking

 

[Poker Zombie]

i think letgo's image recognition algorithm needs some tweaking

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Maybe, but a nuclear fusion sandwich toasting machine sounds like the ultimate overkill that I want on my countertop.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

i think letgo's image recognition algorithm needs some tweaking

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That's not a sandwich toasting machine.

THIS is a sandwich toasting machine:

 

[Poker Zombie]

not a sandwich

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

Looks like silence of the lambs “it puts the leather on its table”

 

[allforcharity]

Those aren't cup holders. They're probably anchor points for tie straps or handcuffs. When the circus games get a little more...serious.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Highli99]

Those aren't cup holders. They're probably anchor points for tie straps or handcuffs. When the circus games get a little more...serious.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I guarantee someone has a set of chips for that game. Denominated in domination.

 

[WedgeRock]

Love a poker table on wheels... Because table movement is important.

 

[Jimulacrum]

Snap it up while you can, folks.

https://nh.craigslist.org/zip/d/poker-table-78-round-with/6760771454.html