Fugly Poker Table Thread (28 Viewers)

[Schmendr1ck]

Asking $950...

This is actually a great deal, because there has to be at least $1700 worth of pennies under that glass.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Try not to get an allergic reaction from looking at it.

https://nh.craigslist.org/fuo/d/53-octogon-card-poker-table/6774618699.html

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Too late - spoiler/NSFL tag that next time!

 

[Ethan]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/192871801638699/

 

[Beakertwang]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/192871801638699/

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I’m suddenly hungry for pecan pie.

 

[Coyote]

Is the center edible?

 

[Ethan]

For a turd pizza?

 

[Coyote]

A poker table that could only be improved with mushrooms and peppers

 

[allforcharity]

That's no way to slice a pizza!

 

[Poker Zombie]

With gaps that big, it's a table that takes it's own rake

 

[Beakertwang]

I’m not sure that ugly is the right word for this table, but ima go ahead and post it anyway.

 

[Highli99]

Nope nope nope. Swaying table is disaster for stacks and drinks.

A brewery near me has a suspended bar and I am not a fan even though I love the beer and brewery otherwise. You get damn seasick!

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

I’m not sure that ugly is the right word for this table, but ima go ahead and post it anyway.
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Hmmmm what can we do to a table that people are constantly leaning and putting things that fall over easily on....

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I actually like the idea for storage, but yeah, playability while suspended would suck. Give it some folding legs and disconnect the cables during the game.

 

[BiGGyT]

Craigslist. Who needs comfort?

 

[BiGGyT]

and it's brother

 

[Poker Zombie]

Driftwood... float it back out to sea.

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

Driftwood... float it back out to sea.

I really love anything wood but even wood has it's boundaries

 

[guyfleegman]

I really love anything wood but even wood has it's boundaries

That’s what she said!!

 

[Beakertwang]

I actually like the idea for storage, but yeah, playability while suspended would suck. Give it some folding legs and disconnect the cables during the game.

Just a couple sturdy sawhorses would work.

 

[allforcharity]

Is that red velvet? What kind of establishment did these come from?

 

[WedgeRock]

and it's brother

I've never seen a 10' table that only seats 8...

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

This has got to be top 10 & yes those are two handles in the middle of it for the "removable 'pot'"

 

[Poker Zombie]

"I was told... poker was played on it regularly".

 

[allforcharity]

"...you can do anything to it as you see fit."

I would like to cremate the seller of the table and bury his ashes in that central pot.

 

[WedgeRock]

But its 35 inches acrossed.

 

[BGinGA]

Dunno why anyone would paint slate, regardless of it's intended use. Probably never acrossed his mind how dumb that was.


And as far as this one goes......

Where do you prefer your cupholders support cables? Directly in front of you, or off to the side?

 

[Poker Zombie]

Dunno why anyone would paint slate, regardless of it's intended use. Probably never acrossed his mind how dumb that was.


And as far as this one goes......

Where do you prefer your cupholders support cables? Directly in front of you, or off to the side?

Duh... the cupholders would also be attached to the ceiling.

 

[ranger764]

Saw these beauties on Facebook marketplace. First one was $200, second one $100

 

[DoubleEagle]

Is that red velvet? What kind of establishment did these come from?

Could be velveteen from Joann’s.

 

[Jimulacrum]

Only $400.

https://nh.craigslist.org/clt/d/vintage-poker-table/6750503549.html