WedgeRock
Royal Flush
Tall chairs...so you can stare at everyone's balls. Nice touch.
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Fugly Poker Table Thread (31 Viewers)
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There's so many things wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin. I think I must go lie down, now.
This jacket screams, "I'm new to poker and super excited about it, but I have no clue WTF I'm doing."
It could be an effective reverse tell - maybe I'll pick one up.
If those rounds are live, I'll take it! Plus my old beater has a bent rim, so this purchase could be a two-fer.
From the ad:
A little scraped on the sides other than that only used twice... legs are great, top material is great little dusty and cup holders work perfectly
A little scraped on the sides other than that only used twice... legs are great, top material is great little dusty and cup holders work perfectly
dkersey
Straight
"used twice" ... in a war zone apparently.
I 'd never lend any piece of equipment to that seller even to be used just once
Or an underground badger fighting operation.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Same seller has a car for sale too.
A little scraped on the sides other than that only used twice... tires are great, top material is great little dusty and beer holders work perfectly...
A little scraped on the sides other than that only used twice... tires are great, top material is great little dusty and beer holders work perfectly...
Serious question, how much would you offer for these? As long as the legs are sturdy, I would offer $50. $75 in vinyl and felt, and a little of your time, and you could probably get a nice table put together. if the SSC is in good shape, just dusty, even better!
They’v been listed for a while. If I lived in the area, I'd probably shoot an offer for $100 for all three.
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Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
I'd have to see the items in question. "Legs are great" may not mean much given the rest of the description and what we see. I'd also be concerned about water damage to the wood underneath - MDF does not recover well once wet.
Nice touch.
Ya only used twice I can tell
Grandpas Chips
New Member
When you win enough money to fill up your drawer, is the game over?
Isn't it a shame that some poor alligator had to lose his life for that table!!
Isn't it a shame that some poor alligator had to lose his life for that table!!
Sparty
Flush
It's like looking directly into a Black Hole. I'd be very afraid that anything you put near this would be sucked into the portal and be sent to an alternate universe. ..Not my new AS or ES chips!!
This is fantastic!!!
abby99
Full House
Awesome! It never occurred to me to do a ruched rail.
I seriously don't think one could upholster a rail with more wrinkles even if intentionally trying.....
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
To proudly light that wrinkly thing up... it's like shining a spotlight on grandma's vagina for a porno shoot.
The anus of tables, truly. I heard someone has a matching knife for this kind of thing.
WedgeRock
Royal Flush
PokerNoob
Sitting Out
"A little scraped on the sides other than that only used twice... legs are great, top material is great little dusty and cup holders work perfectly"
$100 firm?
Sparty
Flush
you're bluffing! ...there's nothing firm bout that.
Tham6165
Two Pair
Looks like a midget strippers dancing stage!
Jonesey07
4 of a Kind
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