Fugly Poker Table Thread (32 Viewers)

[navels]

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why why why why why

 

[MD Mike]

Is it bad that I don’t mind a lot of these tables?

 

[ReallyGoodUsername]

Is it bad that I don’t mind a lot of these tables?

to play on, me either but having them in my house / to own or buy?

 

[allforcharity]

So someone went to the trouble of building a table and then put a cheap foldable topper on it? Well. The mind truly boggles.

 

[Sparty]

So someone went to the trouble of building a table and then put a cheap foldable topper on it? Well. The mind truly boggles.

 

[WedgeRock]

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[Sparty]

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[cwebb]

tilt

 

[allforcharity]

Crikey, peeps, how about some bigger words?

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[Klobberer]

The letters need to be adjoing in a chain...

 

[allforcharity]

The letters need to be adjoing in a chain...

Well, then my mind doesn't boggle.

 

[bigdonkey]

Someone turned an aircraft carrier into a poker table, in case the entire squadron wants to play a STT.

https://harrisburg.craigslist.org/fuo/d/mechanicsburg-poker-table-oversized/6802411662.html

 

[allforcharity]

18-handed play? How can you even keep track of that much possible action? At least most of your deck is going to be used....

 

[WedgeRock]

It has a dealer cut out, lol. It's still 7 feet to each rail from the center.

Why bother with an MTT when you can just all sit together at one table.

Don't even think of Omaha, tho.

 

[BGinGA]

Great for double-deck double-board Omaha. Needs a motorized card delivery system, however.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I was thinking, why would anyone want to seat 18 players at one table. Obv answer is obv. He only had enough chips to cover one table.

 

[yone]

A table I actually played on. I wouldn't say ugly, but scary to touch. Another perspective might be magnificent, if you're a biologist.

 

[Poker Zombie]

A table I actually played on. I wouldn't say ugly, but scary to touch. Another perspective might be magnificent, if you're a biologist.
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Had to wash my mouse pointer just because I hovered over that pic.

 

[waddadonk]

A table I actually played on. I wouldn't say ugly, but scary to touch. Another perspective might be magnificent, if you're a biologist.
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https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/how-often-do-you-wash-your-table.7310/

 

[Coyote]

Someone turned an aircraft carrier into a poker table, in case the entire squadron wants to play a STT.

https://harrisburg.craigslist.org/fuo/d/mechanicsburg-poker-table-oversized/6802411662.html

Where are the catapults? For cards, obviously.
That might start a controversy of catapults in the rail instead of the playing surface.

 

[yone]

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/how-often-do-you-wash-your-table.7310/

How about, when-should-you-replace-slugged-chips.com

Same place, different table

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Where are the catapults? For cards, obviously.
That might start a controversy of catapults in the rail instead of the playing surface.

Catapults or trebuchets?

 

[Rhodeman77]

For those very popular 15 handed games!! Or when you want to play a 2 table tournament at one table!

 

[DoubleEagle]

For those very popular 15 handed games!! Or when you want to play a 2 table tournament at one table!

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Used one time! No one would come back!

 

[yone]

Used one time! No on would come back!

I wonder how proud he was of himself for coming up with that custom?
15 handed is a game changer!

 

[Schmendr1ck]

For those very popular 15 handed games!! Or when you want to play a 2 table tournament at one table!

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This is utterly ridiculous and a waste of space.

I can easily get 12 players around my 48" round.

 

[bigdonkey]

Someone turned an aircraft carrier into a poker table, in case the entire squadron wants to play a STT.

https://harrisburg.craigslist.org/fuo/d/mechanicsburg-poker-table-oversized/6802411662.html

For those very popular 15 handed games!! Or when you want to play a 2 table tournament at one table!

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Will likely be moving (potentially building) in the next year or so. Question for the group - if I am planning on a dedicated room for poker - what would you think the minimum dimensions would need to be of that space to comfortably house a full-size table, seating, etc. I was thinking estimating bare minimum would be approximately 13 x 10 - but curious on your thoughts on my approach below (e.g. assuming 36" of clearing for seating on each side) and your experience on this question.

You may need to rethink this.

 

[allforcharity]

This is utterly ridiculous and a waste of space.

I can easily get 12 players around my 48" round.

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For a second I thought this was a design for a chip inlay.

 

[Rhodeman77]

This guy really loves a big racetrack!!!