Fugly Poker Table Thread (21 Viewers)

[Poker Zombie]

Cards glide across the cloth like glass... because the speedcloth is covered with... wait for it... glass!

 

[allforcharity]

I was just about to ask about the reflection....

 

[gulaschkanone]

some gold pieces from the german equivalent of craigslist.

need to add this.
best 2500€ investment you will ever make!

 

[Poker Zombie]

Just terrible... in any language!

 

[WedgeRock]

I don't read or speak much German, but I assume all those words are apologies.

 

[mrplacey]

That's a wood textured speed cloth, right? Right?!

 

[abby99]

Built-in side tables -- What a concept! Squeezing in a ninth player would be challenging!

 

[bigdonkey]

Take off the rail and you've got a giant cutting-board.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I always get a good laugh at tables that are straight up fugly. But when I see a table that is horribly designed yet well-built by someone with a bit of skill, it just makes me a little sad.

 

[gulaschkanone]

I always get a good laugh at tables that are straight up fugly. But when I see a table that is horribly designed yet well-built by someone with a bit of skill, it just makes me a little sad.

this.
the top started with some skill.
in the end he was missing 1 leg so he used a.... shelf with a subwoofer in it.

also check how the cup holders are asymmetrically placed.
the usb hub is insanely tilted too.

and then there is me being tilted cause somebody asks 2500€ for this masterpiece

 

[allforcharity]

Yeah, but is it art?

 

[navels]

for the consummate LSU fan

 

[toynoob]

This guy really loves a big racetrack!!!

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Where's the actual playing surface!?

 

[allforcharity]

for the consummate LSU fan

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We need some purple and yellow chips to get properly lost on that playing surface. And how many chips can that tray actually hold? I'm guessing 180, maybe?

 

[navels]

fugly poker pants

 

[allforcharity]

Hey, those would make good pajamas!

 

[Poker Zombie]

...or perfect to wear at a meet-up!

 

[Jonesey07]

...or perfect to wear at a meet-up!

@Anthony Martino

 

[APatHand]

I wonder if there is a matching vest and coat.
Calvin Murphy style

 

[allforcharity]

I wonder if there is a matching vest and coat.
Calvin Murphy style

Or better yet, cowboy hat and duster.

 

[toynoob]

Only $800

 

[Schmendr1ck]

fugly poker pants

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Hey, if we're doing clothing now, I'll have to find a picture of my Santa in Vegas poker shirt.

It comes out twice a year at my Christmas tourney and Christmas cash game, then it goes back into hiding until the next December.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Only $800View attachment 267033

The queen Anne chairs may be worth $800, but if I have to take the table too, the value drops to $150.

 

[Klobberer]

Only $800View attachment 267033

Only 4 players get chips?

 

[toynoob]

Only 4 players get chips?

Yes, but 2 drink holders for the thirsty

 

[Hot Nuts]

Custom Made Poker / Card Table - $30

condition: good
Custom made poker / card table. Used. Sturdy, built-in cabinet. $30 firm. You pick up.

FAQ:
Q: Will you accept less? A: No.

Q: But the kids at my orphanage saw this and are in love with it. Any chance of a lower price? A: I charge extra for orphanages.

 

[Hot Nuts]

Selling a homemade poker table that is easily detectable. Asking 350.00

 

[APatHand]

I would like to give the Shou sugi ban treatment to people who use the Shou sugi ban method of finishing.

 

[allforcharity]

Red octagon means STOP!

 

[Poker Zombie]

I would like to give the Shou sugi ban treatment to people who use the Shou sugi ban method of finishing.

I considered a Shou sugi ban finish on my latest chip box project. In the end, I decided against, because too much time was already invested to have it take a horrible turn.